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"Their father's birthday is tomorrow."
"Their mother's birthday is tomorrow."
"They never learned how to write."
"They never learned how to right."
"Their son's birthday is tomorrow."
"Their daughter's birthday is tomorrow."
"Ravenfield 1.0 launches on their birthday."
"Their grey matter will be a delicacy for the worms."
"'Insight Definitive Edition' was their favorite Ravenfield mod."
"They just wanted to defend their country."
"Their online persona was called 'Sofa.'"
"Their online persona was called 'SteelRaven7.'"
"They were going to become a drug addict if they survived."
"Even if they survived, no one would have welcomed them home."
"You broke their edging streak."
"Their online persona was called 'Dr. Doctor Ph.D..'"
"They always liked and favorited mods on the Steam Workshop."
"Going home was their birthday wish."
"You broke their mewing streak."
"No one liked them anyway."
"After the war, they wanted to pursue writing."
"Making others smile was their passion."
"They would have just been an abusive partner if they survived."
"They're no longer deaf, just dead."
"They had a crush on Advisor."
"They had a crush on Eyes."
"They had a crush on Talon-1."
"They had a crush on Rick."
"They lied about their age to enlist."
"They will be forgotten."
"They almost completed 'No Nut November.'"
"They almost completed 'No Goon June.'"
"'Died in combat' seemed better than 'committed suicide" on the obituary."
"They were originally assigned a non-combat role."
"They just wanted to make their father proud."
"Their skiing trip has been postponed."
"They were sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends."
"They played Blue Archive."
"The only impact they'll ever make is the sound of their corpse collapsing."
"They played Genshin Impact."
"They played Honkai Star Rail."
"They played NIKKE."
"In another life, you would have been friends."
"They played Zenless Zone Zero."
"They played Fire Emblem Heroes."
"Their wife is pregnant with their first child."
"They played Girls Frontline."
"They played Arknights."
"They just wanted to make their mother proud."
"They'll never know their boyfriend cheated."
"They forgot to turn off the oven."
"They'll never know their girlfriend cheated."
"They'll never know their husband cheated."
"There's no next of kin."
"They liked Weezer."
"Their father will kill himself because of you."
"They'll never know their wife cheated."
"Their son will enlist to avenge them."
"Their daughter will enlist to avenge them."
"You reunited them with their father."
"There's a bit more oxygen in the world now."
"You reunited them with their mother."
"The blood loss helped them reach their weight goal."
"The maggots thank you for your service."
"They never heard their son's first words."
"They never heard their daughter's first words."
"Their remains will not be recovered."
"You finished what their cancer started."
"Did you know you can kick dead bodies to recover ammunition?"

"They actually had an unpinned grenade in their pocket."
"They were a veteran from a previous war."
"May I ask, what the hell is wrong with you?"
"They loved collecting antique gear from WW2."
"They had a kidney stone."
"Their favorite drink was root beer."
"Their favorite drink was chocolate milk."
"Their favorite game was called 'Ravenfield'."
"Their sidearm ended up jamming."
"They were constantly pushed around by their squadmates."
"They never had any friends."
"They once burned down their kitchen."
"Their favorite show was My Little Pony."
"Their girlfriend broke up after one month."
"Maybe you should take a break from this..."
"They were a descendant of someone famous, though I forget who..."
"The vultures will love this one."
"They always ate both the banana and the peel. Who does that?"
"He was always the popular kid back in school."
"He complained about an HMG in an indie game mod being unusable by the AI. What a jackass."

"Feel like hero yet ?"
"They brought this on themself"
"This isn't my fault..."
"What happened here was out of my control..."
"If you were a better person, you wouldn't be here."
"It's Konrad. He did it. All of it."

Originally posted by JEWISH BOY:

"Feel like hero yet ?"
"They brought this on themself"
"This isn't my fault..."
"What happened here was out of my control..."
"If you were a better person, you wouldn't be here."
"It's Konrad. He did it. All of it."

Goated Spec Ops: The Line reference

"If they were still alive, they would likely suffer from PTSD. So, really, they're the lucky one."

"No one ever responded to their texts"

"They Were Always The Last One To Get On The Mudskipper"
"If Quizzes Are Quizzical Then What Are Tests?"

Originally posted by ԾՐɿԾՌ:

Originally posted by JEWISH BOY:

"Feel like hero yet ?"
"They brought this on themself"
"This isn't my fault..."
"What happened here was out of my control..."
"If you were a better person, you wouldn't be here."
"It's Konrad. He did it. All of it."

Goated Spec Ops: The Line reference

"If they were still alive, they would likely suffer from PTSD. So, really, they're the lucky one."

DUUDE i was gonna write that. but thought it was too long!

"They played Hunt Down the Freeman and gave it a good review"
"They played Overwatch 2 and actually payed for Battlepass"
"They played Revelations 2012 and actually thought this game was good"
"Played COD Vanguard and thought it was good. Could he get any dumber?"

"You really like hurting other people, don't you?"

"You killed the sole developer of sex 2."

"In another world, another time, that guy could have been your dad."
"That guy you just killed was the close friend of someone from your team."
if you kill a friendly:
"That guy went through hell and back just to get shot by an ally. Nice going."
if you die (enemy was 500m away)
"Holding down the squad command button while aiming can help identify enemies."
if you kill the last enemy:
"Make sure the war ends here, so that no more families lose a parental figure."
"The final tragedy of today, or so many hope."
if you destroy a vehicle:
"Some people care more about those big hunks of metal rather than their friends."
"Those things are really expensive, so you're still hurting someone. Probably the manufacturers."
Double kill:
"2 birds, 1 stone. 2 tragedies, 1 stone."

Standard Kills
"They were a human rights activist, drafted to be silenced. You fulfilled that purpose."
"If things were even slightly different, they would have been your squadmate."
"They fought just for the thrill of killing. Just like you."
"They came to this battle wearing a diaper, for this exact scenario."
"They enlisted to escape an abusive household."
"They came seeking a warrior's death."
"They joined the military underage, with falsified documents."
"That looks to be a closed casket funeral."
"They came to die in a meaningful way."
"You just helped them beat a terminal illness."
"They sold cheats for online games."
"They had a tragic backstory, like all the others."
"Does this spark joy?"
"They would have eaten their gun anyway."
"Their gun had 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA' written on it for some reason."
"It was either you or them, right?"
"Their gun had a disturbing number of notches carved into it."
"They always brought snacks for the whole squad.
"They don't have a family to mourn them. Is it better that way?"
"Who are you?"
"Their gun had the Navy SEALs copypasta carved into it. Yes, the whole thing."
"All their gear has the classic 'KILROY WAS HERE' on it somewhere. An inside joke in the squad, maybe?"
"Their gun has a single notch in it, with 'I GOT ONE! SUCK IT DAD.' next to it."

Killstreak
"Another for the pile."
"Target down. Target down. Target down. Target down."
"Does it keep you up at night?"
"You're enjoying this, aren't you?"
"They're just enemies. Targets. Not people."
"'Neutralized' is too clean of a word."
"They all fall down."
"Aren't you glad you don't have to clean up this mess?"
"Is this the right thing to do?"
"They'll give you a medal for this. But will you wear it? And if so, as a badge of honor or shame?"
"Is this efficiency or cruelty? Or perhaps both?"

Long Killstreak (20+)
"The death of one is a tragedy. The death of millions...is a good start."
"Again."
"More."
"Yes. That's it."
"How exhilarating."
"The thrill of the hunt is exquisite."
"Another."
"Gunfire makes for a beautiful ensemble, screaming a heavenly choir."
"What are you?"
"Is there a reason to fight besides the fight itself?"
"War is an ecosystem. You are the apex predator."
"Make sure to leave a few for your friends. Wouldn't want them to miss out."
"Click, bang, their limbs fall off."
"This pleases you, yes?"