After thinking for about 3 minutes i figured out the stats for this weapon:

+100% more knock back
Crits wet players
+20% more crit damage
Hitting an enemy shows up in the kill feed

On Kill: Gain A 5% damage bonus and a 5% recharge rate on a shield (Can stack until 6 kills) (If you get an environmental kill with this weapon, your kill will count as 2 kills)
-25% Damage Penalty
-25 Max Health
No Random Crits

when the player is wet they slide and the crit does no damage

wait actually how about this:
+100% more knock back
Crits wet players
+20% more crit and mini crit damage
Hitting an enemy shows up in the kill feed

On Kill: Gain A 5% damage bonus and a 5% recharge rate on a shield (Can stack until 6 kills) (If you get an environmental kill with this weapon, your kill will count as 2 kills)
-25% Damage Penalty
-25 Max Health
No Random Crits

I am not adding your idea

Originally posted by TF2fanatic:

when the player is wet they slide and the crit does no damage

what do you mean they slide?

Originally posted by Theaxolotl the I:

I am not adding your idea

Then why did you open this thread?

You know what? Just for that, I'm making my own stats for this weapon.

Murgatroyd's Best Foe
Level 750

+ Damage removes Sappers
+ Attack an enemy from behind to Backstab them for a one hit kill.
+ +100% critical hit vs wet players
+ Increased damage against Snipers equipped with the Razorback and Spies equipped with the Dead Ringer
- Dr. NoRandomCrits: Hey. How's it going?
- -20% damage vs players
- -40% damage vs players wearing Croc-o-Style Kit
- +100% damage taken from Pyros equipped with the Neon Annihilator
- Loss of control upon getting hit from Jarate or Mad Milk when equipped
- This weapon holsters 30% slower

"Give Nemo's father a break already! He already has enough for one night."

No i just didn't know what tf2 fanatic was trying to say

that's why i didn't include it

Ok

so when you say slide what do you mean?

Like when your on ice

there is no ice in tf2

at least no ice physics

Upsides:
On Hit: Knockback enemies and remove debuffs on allies.
+25% faster swing speed.
+On Kill: Move 35% faster for 6 seconds.

Downsides:
-20% damage.
No Random Crits.

Originally posted by TF2fanatic:

Like when your on ice

I think you want "Loss of control when soaked in Jarate or Mad Milk" as a stat, right?