- 1,000,000,000,000 Damage

primary weapon 50% faster than original scatter gun replaces also the shotgun 50%more dmg than original shotgun and faster reloading speed.

a cosmetic cannot have stats, you idiots

50% run speed
Switches Shotgun to primary slot
+10% vulnerability to all damage types

How does that sound?

Originally posted by Strider Scratch (No Mic):

50% run speed
Switches Shotgun to primary slot
+10% vulnerability to all damage types

How does that sound?

One: The ♥♥♥♥. 50% run speed? He's supposed to be a scout. Besides, that would elminate the point of the KGOB

Two: COSEMETICS CANT HAVE STATS! That would make the game P2W...

Originally posted by Hobbes:

Originally posted by Strider Scratch (No Mic):

50% run speed
Switches Shotgun to primary slot
+10% vulnerability to all damage types

How does that sound?

One: The ♥♥♥♥. 50% run speed? He's supposed to be a scout. Besides, that would elminate the point of the KGOB

Two: COSEMETICS CANT HAVE STATS! That would make the game P2W...

I don't mean just for this item. I just mean for the entire set. Besides, I never stated any damage increases, so technically, it isn't P2W. Besides, the speed boost is not stackable with the "KGOB" 's speed boost. Also, they would add the stats if they are balanced enough. Like the increased damage you take from all sources. Basically, the outfit would be like a wearable Powerjack. Perfectly balanced, right? OK, how about THIS:

35% runspeed increase
Switches Shotgun to Primary
Cannot use Minigun
10% vulnerability to all damage types

Better?

+100% To Damage
1000% chance to crit hit
100000% faster movement speed
-No Random Crits

Originally posted by GUESS WHO MADE WAFFLEZ:

+100% To Damage
1000% chance to crit hit
100000% faster movement speed
-No Random Crits

OK, take notes, Hobbes, THIS IS WHAT P2W ITEM STATS LOOK LIKE.

-1,000,000 HP in fire. On hit gives victim +1,000 HP and wearer -1,000,000.

ever hear of a thing called a "joke"?

Originally posted by thebluehydra:

a cosmetic cannot have stats, you idiots

Set:
All of these
Family Business

Bonuses:
+15% shotgun damage
100% movement speed while Family Business is out
-60 health

derp, why not just "MAKE IT A PRIMARY WEAPON, literally, replaces the minigun with this outfit WITH stats. just like ali babas and bootleggers, hey, no one complained there right?
heres my suggestion:

The outfit IS A PRIMARY "WEAPON".

+30% (ish) speed (increaser heavys speed from 77% - 100%, as fast as a pyro/spy/engi.

+health regen while running, when not moving = no health regen, when running around the health regen starts to build up, first 1 hp per sec, then 2, and at last 3. when you stop running the regen instantly goes down to 0 again.

and just for fun to be more like a scout, probaboly is stupid but still:
increases secondary weapons damage with 15% (to scattergun damage)
reduce melee weapon damage by 50%
increases melee weapon swing speed by 50%

so now your a fat and slower scout with more health but no pistol and double jump, at the HUGE cost of no minigun.

Originally posted by ＴＯＴＯ:

so now your a fat and slower scout with more health but no pistol and double jump, at the HUGE cost of no minigun.

Eh, I'd do it :D