+10% haunted hentai octopussies MLG rektors
+25% larger boner ♥♥♥♥♥ while used in comperative
+1337% kawaii chicken beasts shooting for you
+noscope% larger team (max 150) cuz of ping ofc... you dumb? Or else it would have been 420 or sumthin
-200% chuck norris kick

leave comments below on what you think i should nerf/add/buff or noscope.