Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Major General
Dawg 23 Jan, 2015 @ 2:17pm
A NAZI GENERAL HAT?? WTF??
THIS IS WAY TO SIMILAR TO A NAZI COMMANDER HAT!!!!
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zacaxczxaac 23 Jan, 2015 @ 7:55pm 
plz no
Vedit 23 Jan, 2015 @ 7:57pm 
It fits TF2 To me
Le Chiffre 23 Jan, 2015 @ 8:02pm 
That's no nazi hat, you silly banana.
Spectral Slugger 23 Jan, 2015 @ 8:18pm 
no its a modern major general hat the very model of a modern major general hat *DEEP INHALE* I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical,
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news---
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus,
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's,
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parablous.
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes,
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Balylonic cuneiform,
And tell you every detail of Caractacus's uniform;
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a chassepôt rifle from a javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery:
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy,
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee---

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
[VR'h] Strannik 23 Jan, 2015 @ 10:30pm 
it cool:csgohelmet:
LEPrecon 23 Jan, 2015 @ 10:36pm 
Nah, it's closer to an Imperium Commisar's cap.
Gunnerben55 23 Jan, 2015 @ 10:57pm 
well it has the SS death squad sign on the front of it hard not to think Nazis with that on it
Seroquel 24 Jan, 2015 @ 7:32am 
Originally posted by remington.anderson:
well it has the SS death squad sign on the front of it hard not to think Nazis with that on it

SS death squad sign? Are you stupid? First off, that looks nothing like the SS Totenkopf, and the Totenkopf has been a part of German military for a long time, dating back to Prussia. Prussian cavalry wore a Totenkopf, in 1918 some stormtroopers wore Totenkopf badges, and German tank crews in WWII had their own totenkopf.
Hugh Mann 26 Jan, 2015 @ 1:17pm 
It's more like Comissar hat :)
Mr. Fancypants 27 Jan, 2015 @ 12:32pm 
When i readed that my brain melted and a scientist hung himself.
Dawg 29 Jan, 2015 @ 12:47pm 
Originally posted by Mr. Fancypants:
When i readed that my brain melted and a scientist hung himself.
*read
Mons 18 May, 2015 @ 10:39pm 
U wot m8?
Uncle Sam 11 Aug, 2015 @ 5:07pm 
this looks more like a Commissar's Hat from Warhammer 40K, which is why i want this
Mr. Spaps 29 Aug, 2015 @ 7:29am 
No, it's meant to show the classes as pros, which I think is why the Death symbol is there.
Kilhara 15 Feb, 2016 @ 6:15am 
Originally posted by Sum Weiners:
Originally posted by fisherman sam:

SS death squad sign? Are you stupid? First off, that looks nothing like the SS Totenkopf, and the Totenkopf has been a part of German military for a long time, dating back to Prussia. Prussian cavalry wore a Totenkopf, in 1918 some stormtroopers wore Totenkopf badges, and German tank crews in WWII had their own totenkopf.
You know a lot about the German military... Tell me, did you serve or are you some sort of historical fanatic

Really? Maybe he just did his research you idiot.
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