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The Peace Maker
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ベルモント カイル 25 Jan, 2015 @ 5:47am
Stats
In every single cosmetic thread there seems to be a post where either someone unironically asks about what sort of stats this cosmetic item should have, or someone who thinks they're being clever makes a joke post saying the item should make you run 10000% faster.

I hate both of these and have made this thread. It doesn't get stats. 99.9% of cosmetics don't have stats.
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Buffeting 25 Jan, 2015 @ 10:15am 
But would Volvo make some item set for the Sniper, that gives you something like Pyrovision, but the set is based off /r/montageparodies and you visit xXxQuickscopexXx land? (if it isn't a set, a cosmetic shoud have these stats. that was my point. Also "jingle all the way" can be considered as stats)
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Space Muppet from Space 25 Jan, 2015 @ 3:40pm 
+ 10000% musical talent
-weapons do no damage

-40% bullet vulnerablilty


Dammit I'm going to hell. Forgive me John





also, +50% chance of Jordbærmelk being pissed at me.
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Big Hank 25 Jan, 2015 @ 4:11pm 
Added effect: Every time you are killed by the Soldier he is guarenteed to yell ''GET A HAIR CUT HIPPY!''
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try my mastercard bro 25 Jan, 2015 @ 7:25pm 
not funny anymore.
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TACO BAGUETTE 26 Jan, 2015 @ 7:29am 
"Get a haircut hippy!"
- soldier 2008/2015
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ベルモント カイル 26 Jan, 2015 @ 9:45am 
Originally posted by Space Muppet From Space:
also, +50% chance of Jordbærmelk being pissed at me.

Damn kids, get off my lawn!
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Still Collating... 26 Jan, 2015 @ 10:40am 
100% more John.
200% more Lenon.
300% more sideburns.
400% more hippy.
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Chungha 26 Jan, 2015 @ 8:48pm 
frikin love the idea for this hat hopefully whatever the stats will be it will be funny as hell
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Auradon/TrueAuradon TM© 27 Jan, 2015 @ 4:27am 
Most cosmetic's arent granted for stats but it should atleast have a taunt effect, for an example every time you taunt 70,80 and 90 music plays on the backround.

P.S. Everytime you get killed by the Soldier he guarentees yells "Get a hair-cut HIPPIE!"
Thats would be kinda funny IMO.
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BlaqkAudio 27 Jan, 2015 @ 10:52am 
Originally posted by JaNeNaD:
100% more John.
200% more Lenon.
300% more sideburns.
400% more hippy.
this
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SK20 31 Jan, 2015 @ 5:13pm 
New sniper and spy cosmetic: The Aim-Boots.
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BOY♂NEXT♂DOOR 31 Jan, 2015 @ 6:06pm 
+420 weed points
-360 noscope damage
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♜ ฿ЯӨ₵₭ ♜ 31 Jan, 2015 @ 6:09pm 
bummer man. I was hoping for the hair to be paintable
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Bat Gir 31 Jan, 2015 @ 7:38pm 
Visit Pyroland on Equip

On a side note it would also be funny if they spoke like they were tripping out
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Softshine798 31 Jan, 2015 @ 8:51pm 
Its a cosmetic. Nuff said
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