So uhh, first off, am I the only person here who finds slushies as, at the most, enjoyable? It's always just the same flavor for slushies and the flavors are okay on their own and kind of better mixed, but I can't really say I would rather have a slushie over a milk shake or any other type of 'drink' that is like a slushie.

Anyways, onto stats.

When drunk:
+10% movement speed (scout doesn't need to go faster)
+25% reloading speed
+10% firing speed
-marked for death
-cannot get critical or mini-critical hits
lasts for 15 seconds

Now I get a rain of criticism for either my stats or the fact I don't really like slushies.