As anyone who has been brave enough to permanently enhance their life by experiencing Ultra Farty Pants Skyrim 9000 knows, this life changing modification required knowledge and foresight unknown to mankind to create.

I virtually explored the globe and researched the acoustics of flatulence to provide the most immersive and realistic experience possible. The consistency, textures, and vibrancy of each and every fart were recorded in a dynamic library of records. My research team and myself compiled years of evidence and research into one cumulative modification to enhance Skyrim beyond the level of gaming.

As anyone who experiences the true depth of Ultra Farty Pants 9000 can attest to, the modification WILL open your eyes to a new world. It is with this that I warn users who are about to take the plunge into this new reality. You may never ever see the world the same way you saw it before.

This knowledge comes with responsibility, and I hope every single user respects this.

With this in mind, if this modification existed sooner, do you think it could have prevented conflicts like World War 2? Please elaborate in your response. This will weigh our future enhancements to mankind.

Thank you for your ear! Excited to discuss this deep topic!