Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

The Vascular Vestment
ducks 27 Jun, 2015 @ 7:54pm
Stats???
+100 Swag
- Can not wear hats 0/1111111
+sandvich eatin
+Swiggidy
+Swoody
+Shake
+Dat
+Booty
+One shot no kill
+1 Medical license
+Healing is 0 times faster
- It does nothing
-Stuff happens
+ Perma Bonk
+Drugs get infused into your body
-You die from the drugs
+you can not die
+if you stop moving you explode into ice then melt back into yourself then you morph into achemides
+achemides has 6037263628 miniguns
-achemides can not shoot
+achemides explodes constantly
+You always have a ring of fire around you
-The ring of fire does nothing
+Get wrecked
+Insta kill
- the insta kill only works on you
+1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 speed and jump hight
+you can fly
+You can summon friendly heavys wich dance
-And they dont stop
+conga time in aus
+latin rythems when congaing
+Always taunting
- cannot move
--get one shot
+infinate crits and minicrits
-always on fire
+can backstab with the medigun
-backstab does -102030394874637287472374 damage
+stuff happens
-Your mouth is stuffed with sandviches
+you get eaten if you run
-heavys are magnetic
-and they get stuck to you
+ =) im happy
- =( im sad

10/100000000000000000 would never get it (no i would)
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MetaruPX  [developer] 28 Jun, 2015 @ 10:43am 
how old are you?
ducks 28 Jun, 2015 @ 9:32pm 
why
Velvet 3 Jul, 2015 @ 6:49pm 
WTF is wrong with you?
ducks 3 Jul, 2015 @ 10:54pm 
Cosmetics should have stats like dis
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