Team Fortress 2

Team Fortress 2

Hand Cannon
Spo0kers 4 Aug, 2015 @ 8:28pm
I am moving to Somalia to become a pirate.
Whiskey is the life of man
Always was since the world began


Whiskey-o, Johnny-o
John rise her up from down below
Whiskey, whiskey, whiskey-o
Up aloft this yard must go
John rise her up from down below


Whiskey here, whiskey there
Whiskey almost everywhere


Whiskey up and whiskey down
Whiskey all around the town


Whiskey killed me poor old dad
Whiskey drove me mother mad


My wife and I do not agree
She puts whiskey in her tea


I had a girl and her name was Lize
She puts whiskey in her pies


Oh whiskey straight, and whiskey strong
Give me some whiskey and I'll sing you a song


If whiskey comes too near my nose
I tip it up and down she goes


Some likes whiskey, some likes beer
I wisht I had a barrel here


Whiskey made me pawn me clothes
Whiskey gave me this broken nose


Oh the mate likes whiskey, the skipper likes rum
The sailors like both but me can't get none


Whiskey is the life of man
Whiskey from that old tin can


I thought I heard the first mate say
I treats me crew in a decent way


If whiskey was a river and I could swim
I'd say here goes and dive right in


If whiskey was a river and I was a duck
I'd dive to the bottom and never come up


I wisht I knew where whiskey grew
I'd eat the leaves and the branches too


A tot of whiskey all around
And a bottle full for the shanty man
Last edited by Spo0kers; 8 Aug, 2015 @ 11:48am
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The Den 4 Aug, 2015 @ 9:14pm 
Because its not a flare gun. It may have the look of one, but having another flare gun for pyro seems boring, so doing a version for scout that also has a large shotgun shell instead of another flare gun with a flare in it kinda makes it interesting.
HUG-DEALER 4 Aug, 2015 @ 9:53pm 
Originally posted by (ง°Д°)ง Skrap Bacon:
Because its not a flare gun. It may have the look of one, but having another flare gun for pyro seems boring, so doing a version for scout that also has a large shotgun shell instead of another flare gun with a flare in it kinda makes it interesting.

agreed
Pooshkin 4 Aug, 2015 @ 11:41pm 
Originally posted by Basil:
Why is this not a pyro weapon its obviously a flare gun
That's why I hate stereotypes, just because it looks like a BLOODY flare gun, doesn't mean it automatically should be for the pyro. There was discussion about a revolver for Soldier saying that it should not be for him, but for the Spy. Spy isn't the only capable of using a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ revolver alright?
TacoTownUSA 5 Aug, 2015 @ 12:23am 
Why not model it after the Ashot from Metro Last Light then? Same idea, but it looks nothing like a TF2 flaregun.
Sac 5 Aug, 2015 @ 12:33am 
Mega Man.


(Hand Cannon, get it?)
Queen Lyndora 5 Aug, 2015 @ 5:02am 
Mega Man Doesn't Have a HAND CANNON, IT'S an ARM CANNON THAT FIRES COMPRESSED SOLAR ENERGY (aka plasma)
BuonGiorno 5 Aug, 2015 @ 5:20am 
Don't even bother, he's new at TF2
FlameXpress.com 5 Aug, 2015 @ 5:53am 
Scout and Pyro ^~^
Because its not...
GuNNs6 5 Aug, 2015 @ 9:28am 
we boring of dem flares
Firefly 5 Aug, 2015 @ 11:48am 
Scout and Engineer. It is a secondary weapon right? It is a nice idea with buckshot.
MannsOverMeta 5 Aug, 2015 @ 11:54am 
Nope. It is a primary.
Firefly 5 Aug, 2015 @ 12:09pm 
Thank you for clearifying
tomatwo 5 Aug, 2015 @ 12:42pm 
Originally posted by (ง°Д°)ง Skrap Bacon:
Because its not a flare gun. It may have the look of one, but having another flare gun for pyro seems boring, so doing a version for scout that also has a large shotgun shell instead of another flare gun with a flare in it kinda makes it interesting.
It is a flare gun, all it is is the flare gun re colored with some stat changes.
MisterBlueHat 5 Aug, 2015 @ 2:53pm 

Originally posted by Basil:
Why is this not a pyro weapon its obviously a flare gun
Oh yah..... A flare gun chambered in buckshot.....
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