how dare you

Makes you OP

YES revolver Ocelot totally. They need a Big Boss or Solid Snake

Also additional stat:
-Gives you twelve shots.

when having the full item set you can summon the self asteam team

-.-

you're pretty good.

stats:
+makes you look awesome
-IT'S A HAT

-125 health
+125 health

Stats:-0% Stupid Stats jokes

+100000% overused joke
-10000% cleverness
+4 stupidity

+Gives 2 revolvers
+12 shots
+15% more damage
-50% reload time
-50% firing speed

+100% SWAG
+20% Firing Speed
- 10% Reload Time
- 50% IQ

Stats based on MGS3. (I really want these cosmetics)

Ivan, did you see the sunrise this morning?

+ 2 bullets for revolver (or any other spy gun)
+you can shoot more faster
+Gives you a Ocelot reload type of thing
-slower reloading speed

for an alternet
+faster reloading
you could kind of make it like the Reaper's reloading thing where he drops his guns and pulls out new ones but for this you pull out another revolver (because Ocelot has two revolvers)