Your company just found 10 KG of cocaine lying around the office.
Who do you blame?
(The government)
(Idiots)
(Your workers)

Some of your games have been good what do you do?
(Rekt some devs)
(Drink Mautin dew)
(Buy Game Dev Tycoon and give your money to charity)

You have been sent a request to propose a dank mlg meme what meme do you propose?
(420 Blaze It)
(360 No Scope)
(MLG Doge)

What do you ask the gameing public about your game to get them to mindlessly buy it reguarleess of how buggy and ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it is?
(do you like immoral outburst of graphic homicidal violence that gets the "vaccenes cause autisem" parents to flame the ♥♥♥♥ out of your forums?)
(do you like LSD infused belgum waffles?)
(do you like rubbing ice cubes on your nipples untill they become diamond laced weapons of lethal intent?)

LOOK OUT A HO BAG!
(shoot it in the face!)
(throw some meth at it.)
(fart in its general direction and circumsize the new guy)

Somone farted in the office.
what do you do?
(get some employees rekt!)
(ask who blazed it beter leave at 4:20)
(start discussing the phylosophical delegations of mideval europe and the plage and all things in the room that might be relatable to it... THAT MEANS FART!)

YOU ♥♥♥♥ YOUR PANTS!
what do you do?
(announce it on international news as a promo event)
(get comfy)
(trash your pants and wear your shirt down their instead, now your balls are haning out of the neck hole...)

one of your employees just got rekt.
what do you do?
(order them to commit seppuku)
(♥♥♥♥ on thier desk)
(order a massive pentagram to be placed in the office to devour all who fail you)

I'm going to add your jokes in one of the next updates! Thanks! :)

AWESOME! hey if you could teach me how to mod I'll just keep adding my mindless ♥♥♥♥ in there

Some customers are reporting one of your games to be buggy and slow how do you respond to this?

(Make DLC for the game)
(Ignore)
(Pretend that game never existed and make a sequel)

What did you find in the mail

(deez nuts)
(DEEZ NUTS!)
(deez nuts xdddddddd)

@UberFart
Deez nuts is unfunny as ♥♥♥♥.

a officer enters your garage/office and atempts to arest you for making too many good games do you:

(point at his shooes and yell "what are those")
(be arested (10 weeks pass))
(nock the cop out and steal his money (gain $1000, loose 1 fan))

Your game is not finished yet, what do you want to do?
- Put it in Early Acess and dont ever finish the game
- Sell it Anyway
- Blame It on EA