"And the TF2 mercenaries did lay uopn them a mighty beating that was heralded through the agas for its ferocity and magnitude, henceforth, that day was known as St, McPootis Day -- when the people, affer consuming large quantities of Sandvich and Scrumpy, would take to the streets with Mann co weapons to smash the faces of those deemed too pretty and too stupid for their own good"