*Imagine this being read to you in the most spectacular huckster voice you can think of*

You there!

Are you an unfortunate sould trapped in the ever-spinning set of questions, going "I only have one pocket" and "It's always full, but if I throw things out I can't carry them with me anymore"

HOLD UP! Unfortunate worker of the Badlands, because I am here to help!

Introducing A SECOND POCKET! To put in your pocket! It's small, it's light, it fits in there tight. But "Won't my other pocket be full then?" I hear you cry. Well yes, but a whole new pocket and therefore a whole new window of opportunity just opened themselves with this change of events.

The new Pocket comes with all the features of your regular ole' pocket... reintroducing:

- Carrying Small Parts!

- The Colour Brown!

- A Rectangular, clear cut-out space for your belongings!

But wait, there's more! We're adding a whole lot of features for your enjoyment and convenience. Make way for:

- Two buttons that look like eyes! They look adorable, don't they? Guaranteed not to inspire nightmares for up to 20 seconds after purchase!

- High-quality Leather will ensure that this new pocket will last twice - if not thrice as long as your regular, Administrator-issued counterpart.

- Overall -20% more inventory space! Wait, thats bad- Scratch the last part!

No modifications are needed for your existing gear. Just stuff it into the old, worn pocket and away you go sortin' your bits and pieces in it like you lost (and gained) nothing!

So? Are you STILL not convinced? I'll cut you a deal: Get Two for free! RIGHT! TWO POCKETS FOR FREE if you buy three for the price of five. AIN'T THAT A DEAL! Don't trust me, listen to our satisfied customers!

*A small man in a hardhat stands up amongst the crowd and approaches the podium to speak*

"I bought this pocket, and it has been keeping me awake ever since. It is-

*You hear a dull "plonk" and the figure falls to the floor*

And there you have it, folks! He bought the Pocket! Help yourselves, there's more than enough for everyone!