+15% damage
-5%accuracy
can see stealthed spies
immune to fire
bolt action fire
-50% movement
on kill restore health
noclip

Uber kritz unusual effect sunbeams with a 10000hu kill radius and team force taunt

- Can't kill
+ Can't be killed
Anyone getting to close gets airblasted away by your 1337 swag

- No Random Critical Hits

+ +100% swag
+ Tryhard immunity
- No random critical hits

+ 100 Meem

+999999999% to get a hat drop +348398439482754857498579532756356372562751337 fashion sweg -being a loser

can you not

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+15% damage
-5%accuracy
can see stealthed spies
immune to fire
bolt action fire
-50% movement
on kill restore health
noclip

I couldn't stop laughing, thank you

+if I had a small loan of a million dollers Ive heard stats for a taunt

While Taunting:
+10% of a friendly party starting
+50% a teammate will join you

+90% a tryhard will kill you
+40% of being called a f***** via mic ()

*While Taunting, user gains 1 free unusual item every 5 seconds
*DJ GUI appears on screen to play user's choice of a .mp3 to everyone Taunting with you.
*Message appears on-screen for everyone playing TF2 that you're strutting out your stuff on your server, and are able to join to dance with you.
+Donald Trump loses the election
+Your father grants you a small loan of $1,000,000 dollars.
+You become famous
+GabeN gives you more Steam Sales
+Every girl wants you.

-As soon as you stop, everyone attacks you, even your teammates.
When you die, you see everyone taunting and Schadenfrauden laughing at you.
Your inventory is cleared
Your UI breaks
A Message appears on-screen stating how terrible you are.
Trump wins next election
Your father can't pay back the interest on the loan
Your name is used for memes that make fun of people
GabeN bans you from Steam Sales.
You are dumped by every girl

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...So, how terrible did I do?

If you think you are funny, you are not.

lol stats srsly u are stupid>:((

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