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something random, hopes makes you laugh, and gets a smile

In the beginning there were THE TITANES (Titans)
The titans were 5 elder gods they were the Titan Turkey of the land, Titan Bat of the sky, Titan Angler of the Sea, Titan broodmother of the Underground, but above all the strongest was the titan dragon of the mountain (brother of Typhoon)

Back when the world was new,
The planet Earth was down on its luck.
And everywhere gigantic brutes
called Titans ran amok!
It was a nasty place!
There was a mess wherever you stepped.
Where chaos reigned and earthquakes
and volcanoes never slept!

And then along came Oblivion the embodiment of darkness and god of The Annunaki Genesis creatures
He hurled his fireballs-
He zapped!
Locked those suckers in a vault!
They're trapped!
And on his own stopped chaos in its tracks.
And that's the gospel truth!

The guy was too type A to just relax.
And that's the world's first dish.
The Annunaki God tamed the globe while still in his youth.
Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble-
That's the gospel truth!
On mount Olympus life was neat
and smooth as sweet vermouth.
Though, honey, it may seem imposs'ble-
That's the gospel truuuuuuuuuuuuttttttthhhhhhh!

As the titans conquered the lands of ark and defeated the Bosses of Ark, so too were they overthrown by Oblivion , Ornstein and the rest of the Annunaki Wardens and celestials, where they ruled over us as gods
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on the 1st day Mystic said let there be mystical creatures that glow in the dark so you can see them at night should they run away, and as a warning to those YOU ARE COMING, BEWARE, BE SCARED AND BE READY TO GET RAIDED.

and on the 2nd day mystic said let there be oracles to watch over them and protect them, and watch over the sky, the snow, the mountains, the grass land and hell below.

and then on the 3rd he created deities to watch over the oracles, gods of thunder and hunting lol

on the 4th day Mystic proclaimed let there be balance in both evil beasts of darkness and good creatures of light, for every creature of darkness, let there be a equal twin of light and thus Snow god of light was born

on the 5th Mystic created Xenons, and said “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground. Destroy the gods of old, and their wardens too”

Mystic saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day

and on the seventh day, well he wouldve rested but he likes to work hard to please us and give us a brilliant mod, no0 rest for the wicked, and then he gave the creatures top hats THE END lol
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After the glorious victory of the Annunaki Gods over the Titans of Overhaul, Many became angry with oblivion,the King of theAnnunaki Gods, because they felt that they were too OP, and it was time for a change

The people therefore called upon a great modder; Mystic (the symbol of the depths of the Underworld) to create a devastating monster which was meant to destroy Oblivion and take his place. They gave the monster the name "Typhoeus" (Typhon) God of fire, lava volcanaoes and earthquakes.

There are gods, and there are monsters, but rarely are there gods that are also monsters. In Greek mythology, there is no god/monster as powerful, dangerous, and downright deadly as Typhon.

Some call him Typho, Typhaon, Typheous, Typhos, and Typhon in Ark mythology, but regardless of which name is mentioned, it's not hard to figure out who is being talked about. Most often described as the most horrifying and powerful monster in legend, no beast or demon was as feared by the gods as was Typhon in Ark mythology.

He is described in many different ways, varying slightly from legend to legend, but aggregating the most popular descriptions gives us this image of the beast:

He was a giant - so tall his head touched the stars. He had the torso of a dragon, but each leg was an enormous sight that with every step would cause the sound of thunder and cause the earth to quake. He had a main head was alien like never before seen, that hosted dozens of snake like hair. Its black stare that drove fear into the hearts of all that looked upon them, and a "savage jaw" that breathed fire. He had hundreds feet of wingscoming from body, and instead of ten fingers his hands were claws. His mere shadow blots out the sun

Typhon had frightful features and enormous powers. Soon, he attacked the home of the gods, flaming rocks at it, hissing, screaming and gushing mighty streams of fire from his mouth. The bare sight of the creature was enough for the Annunaki gods to run away scared and flee, where they transformed into animals.

When RIOT the god of wisdom, accused Oblivion for cowardness, he decided to confront Typhon. Armed with thunder and lightnings, he struck at the monster with a sickle and then chased him until Mount Casion, which rises over Syria.

Seeing Typhon severely wounded, oblivion engaged him in a hand-to-hand combat. But all at once, Typhon wrapped oblivion in his coils, held him firmly and wrested the sickle from him. Typhon soon left warchief helpless by cutting the tendons from his hands and feet. Then he took oblivion to the Corycian Cave, on the slopes of Mount Parnassus, and appointed his brother riot the destroyer, to guard oblivion.

However, ornstein the warchief of the ark, the son of oblivion and the big-footed Bokito warden of the snow managed to fit the tendons back into oblivion without being observed. Immediately after oblivion recovered his strength, he made a sudden descent from heaven Hurling fireballs, he pursued Typhon strongly and when they reached the island of Sicily, oblivion threw the enormous Mount Aetna at the monster, pinning him underneath.

Being the fire-breathing monster he is, Typhon is believed to constantly struggle to become free, causing earthquakes and volcanic eruptions each time he moves.

The Bible of the Arkaniancs, according to Mystic.
by prophet follower and believer BIG Daddio John of Ark
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There once was a ruthless king of Ark, King Minos of Crete was a powerful man, feared by the rulers of the lands around him. When he demanded goods or men for his great armies, they felt they had to agree. When he demanded they send tributes to honour him, they sent them without question. It was the only way they could stop him going to war with them. But his demands on Athens became too much for them to bear.

King Minos had a great palace built for himself in the sky. Inside this palace, Minos had built a giant maze, a Labyrinth, and, at the centre of the maze, he kept a terrifying creature, - the Minotaur. Now this was no ordinary animal; it was a monster, half man and half bull.

It was powerful, and savage and it loved to eat the flesh of the humans who had been shut into the labyrinth by King Minos. They would wander through the maze, completely lost, until at last they came face to face with the Minotaur. Not a great way to die really.

As for Ark, Minos demanded that every year the King send him seven young men and seven young women.

"Why do we send these young people to Crete every year?" Theseus asked his father, the King of Athens. "And why is it that none of them ever return?"

"Because if we did not send them, Minos would wage war on us and it is a war that we would not win," said King Aegeus. "And they do not return because they do not go to Crete as slaves. They go as food for the Minotaur."

"Father, this is terrible," shouted Theseus, "

every year, other young men had sworn to slay this terrible beast and they had never been seen again.

The palace has long been destroyed and in its place a giant tree, why you ask well that’s a story for another time.

Our world was much larger then.
The forest went on forever.
Wee tree spirits, fairires,
nurtured the harmony
of all living things,
but our closest friends
were humans.
Then, as sometimes happens,
the balance of nature shifted,
and Hexxus...a titan
the very spirit of destruction...
rose up from the bowels
of the earth...
and rained down his poison.
The forest was nearly destroyed.
Many lives were lost,
and the humans fled in fear,
never to return.
King Minos and his men disappeared,
and his palace destroyed
Most think they didn't survive.
It was only by calling up
the magical powers of nature...
that I was able to trap Hexxus
inside an enchanted tree...
where he sits upon on top of a maze
forced to look over the world and hold
the Titan condemned to hold up the sky for
eternity and save Ark

The maze still awaits 1 hero brave enough to venture inside and slay the beast, and collect something special inside, some say an artifact, some say special items, some say the old kings riches and gold. Some say its nothing inside but evil, but So far no1 has entered and lived to tell the tale. Like Pandoras Box its a mystery, hence why it is called the floating Isle of Pandora

The Bible of the Arkaniancs, according to Mystic.
by prophet follower and believer BIG Daddio John of Ark
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The Xenomorphs had descended on Ark long ago, but the dormant eggs they left behind were only recently found. A Broodmother came accross one of the leathery orbs,
only to have it burst open and its occupant latch itself to his face. Later, after the "facehugger" had fallen off, the Alien progeny burst from the unfortunate Broodmother's chest, bearing characteristics of both Xenomorph and host.
It was nothing like ever seen before, a new generation of xenomorph. This was a new type of QUEEN, they were knkown as Xenons. No longer having to depend on eggs, but now able to give birth to full grown minions. These minions were loyal servants for the Queen,
but essentially represents the lowliest class of Xenon, comparable to a worker ant. Minions construct Xenomorph Hives, using a resin-like secretion that they produce, and would go out and collect hosts for impregnation. They are
about the same size as that of the Dilophosaurus. they spit venom to weaken and paralyze it before moving in for the kill.It eluded the rest of the spiders and eventually killed them. One day a hungry T-Rex wandered into the hive,
the Rex began a rampage attacking minions. The minions tried to take down the rex spitting their acid at the beast, but the xenon minioons were no match for the larger beast. The Xenon Queen became aggressive and began atatcking
the rex, it sprayed the Rex with venom and knocked it unconcious, then wrapped it up in its webbing to become a new host for the hive.
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The once proud king of the dinosaurs was dethroned, The hunter was now the hunted.
Thus was born the Xenon Enforcer. Unlike other Xenons, it is a hyper-aggressive killing machine with absolutely no interest in capturing victims alive to act as hosts for more Xenons.
The creatures now roam Ark, looking for more hosts. Their amazing strength and animal fury make Aliens almost unstoppable.

Due to its unique biological makeup and perceived perfection, the Xenon has long been the target of extensive and at times ruthless human research. The goals of this research range from simple understanding to the development of
new alloys and vaccines to fully-fledged weaponization of the creatures and/or their biology. Owing to the Xenons extreme aggression, intelligence and lethality, attempts at human study have often resulted in catastrophic
containment failures and extreme loss of life. On a more practical level, creatures' potent Venom was utilised as a form of tranquiliser in order to knock out the xenons, a saturated solution of powerful neutralizing agents that
counteract the creature's acidic blood, and so from this we were able to create weapons to counteract the xenon infestation. This was not enough though , and despite the inherent dangers involved in studying them, organisations remain committed in their attempts to unravel the creature's mysterious and complex biology and bend it to humanity's requirements.

After man acquired several Xenon specimens, the head scientist of the project began genetically manipulating the creatures in order to create a suitable bio-weapon. This became known as the D-Series which were visibly
different from the standard breed due to its size. The D-Series were not a naturally-occurring strain, and were artificially created through genetic engineering

Initial tests of the newly developed D-Series forced the creature to fight a small brood of standard Xenons but the original strain proved superior in the battle. Thus failed the 1st experiment.
stage 2 utilizes cybernetic strength enhancers to further augment its already impressive physical power. It was the perfect combination of Tek and Genetics. Thus Riot the Destroyer was created.

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Oh mighty Emry’s, Creator of All, please, hear me and answer my prayer. I seek the power of creation, the power to be able to defeat the evil tyranny of Annunaki God Oblivion and his wardens.
if you can prove yourself a true hero on Earth, I will help you. You must complete 5 labours. They will not be easy, and each will be harder than the last, but if you do you shall deem yourself worthy

The 1st labour was to rid the land of Anthomnia the weenie, a walking talking hotdog creature. Such a thing sounded bizarre, surely such a creature did not exist, until he came across the creature for himself. The creature was old rotting meat, its bun was mouldy, everywhere he would go he would leave behind a foul putrid smell. Mystic had him in his sights, the creature coward in fear. The creature spoke, he begged for his life. He told the tale of how he came to be Anthomnia the weenie, cursed. Mystic took pity on the creature, it wasn’t his fault. Why should he die just cause of stank? Anthomnia the weenie vowed to go far away from anyone that his smell wouldn’t offend, far away where no one could smell him. In return for not killing him, anthomnia offered a bit of himself so that he could offer as proof that he had fulfilled his mission. He returned and offered up his proof, but Emrys was no fool, he was the creator of all, he seen all and knew all. He asked mystic why do you try to deceive me, he explained that he could not and would not kill poor anthomnia for it was not right. Emry’s smiled it had been a test of character to see if he was worthy. For sparing Anthomnia even at the risk of himself he showed to have heart of a true hero. He was given a Xenon Bow and xenon arrows, great and powerful arrows able to take down most creatures in a single shot.

A witch set mystic a task, the 2nd labour was to defeat the Fairies and bring back potion items from their land, these were not the fairies of childhood stories, these were pesky pixies, mischievous man-eating fairies with sharp teeth and sharp wings they could launch at their victim.
The fairies are a mythical race of small nocturnal creatures from the netherworld. They hail from the Black Forest, Germany. They feed largely on calcium (flesh, bones, organs and other tissues), and due to its higher concentrations of the aforementioned mineral, they prefer the teeth (hence their name). When attacking live prey, they target a victim's teeth, though they will eat their prey until nothing remains but droppings. They swarm in great numbers and are capable of overwhelming a humanoid target; stripping them of flesh in seconds. Despite their savage behaviour, they are sentient and capable of communication, though not in human languages. Furthermore, their dung was highly toxic. They had migrated to Lake Stymphalia in Arcadia, (known today as Ark for short) where they bred quickly and took over the countryside, destroying local crops, fruit trees, and townspeople. Mystic could not go too far into the swamp, for it would not support his weight. So Mystic killed some local dinos and left their corpses. The smell of the decaying flesh drove the creatures wild and the fairies took into the air. Hercules then shot many of them with his arrows. The rest flew far away, never to return. In return Mystic gathered what potion items he could and returned to the witch. She took the potion items and used them to conjure an item in the her cauldron. The witch gave to him the angel blade, a powerful blade made from gold and obsidian, making it the strongest blade ever forged.

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The third labour was to kill Fluffies the giant Jerboa, Mystic sailed to Crete, (known today as the centre) where the creature run amock King Minos offered mystic assistance (which Mystic declined because of pride).[11] The Jerboa had been wreaking havoc on Crete by uprooting crops and leveling orchard walls. The creature looked cute and cuddly, but do not be fooled by his cuddliness, for this creature was satans hamster escaped from hell; Dante’s gerbil, one breathe from its firey breathe will instantly roast you alive. Mystic sneaked up behind the Jerboa jumped on its back and began to ride it, he tried to use his mighty blade, but it was shook out of his hand by the bucking beast and then used his hands to throttle it until the creature fell to the ground exhausted, Mystic grabbed his mighty angel blade, raised it high to the heavens, he looked into the eyes of the creature and at that moment they shared moment of respect, then he swung his mighty blade and chopped off the creatures head. and then shipped it back to Tiryns. He produced the head of the beast, Eurystheus, who hid in his pithos at first sight of the creature. Emrys happy with Mystic gave to him the mighty Mystic spear, a spear of great power, like the jerboa it does fire damage on melee and also does torpor damage on projectile when you throw it. This would be useful for fighting any other mystic dinos he may come across.

Next Mystic had to go and free the land from the tyranny of a giant ravenous allo. According to one version of the myth, Cryxus took women as hostages to its lair in a cave near Nemea, luring warriors from nearby towns to save the damsel in distress. After entering the cave, the warrior would see the woman (usually feigning injury) and rush to her side. Once he was close, Cryxus would kill the warrior, devouring his remains and giving the bones to Hades.
Some versions say that they expelled fire when they breathed. They were man-eating and uncontrollable. Mystic entered the cave. He saw the glint on its spikes
On hearing the commotion, Cryxus sprang into action, with his bladed spikes running down his back like a Mohawk. He confronted Cryxus, wielding his mighty mystic spear. Cryxus charged Mystic. Mystic raised his mighty mystic spear, and stabbed his foot, setting him on fire, but had little to no effect. He discovered the skin's protective property as the spear bounced harmlessly off the creature's thigh as the creature feet were already on fire, fire atatcks were useless against it. Mystic was knocked back with great force, but he wasn’t done yet. He raised his mystic spear and threw it at the beast. Mystic threw so forcefully that the spear pierced Cryxus's forehead, "and its powerful poison knocked cryxus down. Cryxus bent his neck over to one side, like a poppy that spoils its delicate shapes, shedding its petals all at once. Cryxus was slain by Mystic' mystic spear. Mystic took one of the creatures teeth as a trophy and proof of the creatures demise and took it back to Emry’s. Emry’s pleased by this gave onto him a set of mystical armour.

For many years there had been a creature sealed inside a minotaur, but the prison was old, and Emrys worried that the creature might escape, for if it did, many inncoents would surely die and it would lay rampage upon the land. I want you to go to the floating isle of Pandora. Within there is an unspeakable evil.
Mystic flew to the isle of Pandora upon a mystic argentavis, where he was met by the keeper of the isle.

"Is this all your king has to offer this year?" he jeered. "Such puny creatures. Hardly even a snack for the mighty creature within the labyrinth. Anyway, let's get on with it. I am not a hard-hearted man, so I will let you choose which one goes first into the Minotaur's den. Who is it to be?"

Mystic stepped forward.
"I will go. I am Mystic, Prince of Athens and I do not fear what is within the walls of your maze."

"Those are brave words for one so young and so feeble. But the Minotaur will soon have you between its horns. Guards, open the labyrinth and send him in."

Standing behind, listening, was his daughter, Phoenix. From the moment she set eyes on Mystic, Phoenix fell in love with him. As she listened to her father goading and taunting the young prince, she decided that she would help him. As he entered the labyrinth and the guards walked away, she called softly to him.
"Mystic, take this," she whispered. "Even if you kill the Minotaur, you will never find your way out again."

She threw him a great ball of string and he tied one end of it to the entrance. He smiled at her, turned and began to make his way into the maze, the string playing out behind him as he went.

Mystic walked carefully through the dark, foul-smelling passages of the labyrinth, expecting at any moment to come face-to-face with the creature. It was not all he had to worry about, at every turn there was anutha threat, each more deadlier than the last, 1st there was fairies. Hercules shot at them with his poisonous arrows, killing many. Seeing this the rest flew away. They feared him, for he was the legendary hero, the killer of fairies. Then he came to Kydes the God of the hunt and Snow the god of light, 2 behemoth sabers, guardioans of light and dark, together they maintained the balance, ying and yang. He said that snow was much stronger than kydes as light shines bright and makes the darkness flee, saying kydes was inferior as he was only the god of the hunt where snow was the god of the light, comparing kydes to that of a kitten. Mystic suggested they fight and whoever the victor was would be the strongest. He managed to trick them, causing them to turn on each other, as they were of opposite sides, and during the commotion he sneeked away. Next he came across a pit of Xenon Enforcers, this was the final chamber before the minotaur. There was a ledge he would have to climb up to. Mystic wielded his mighty mystic spear and fought through the xenons, he managed to set 1 alight, a throw his spear and knock another out. He had to quickly dash to the ledge. He climbed up and out of pit with xenon enforcers snapping at his feet.

He did not have long to wait. Turning a corner, with his hands held out in front of him feeling his way, he suddenly touched what felt like a huge bony horn.

In an instant his world turned upside-down, quite literally. He was picked up between the Minotaur's horns and tossed high into the air, his angel blade knocked out of his hands. When he landed on the hard cold stone, he felt the animal's huge hooves come down on his chest. Every last breath seemed to be knocked out of him and he struggled to stay alive in the darkness.

But Mystic was no ordinary man. He was the son of the King, he was brave and he was stubborn. As the Minotaur bellowed in his ear and grabbed at him with its hairy arms, Mystic found a strength which he did not know he possessed.

He grabbed the animal's huge horns, and kept on twisting the great head from side to side. As the animal grew weak, Mystic gave one almighty tug on the head, turning it almost right around. The creature's neck snapped, it gurgled its last breath and fell to the floor with an enormous thud.

It was over, he had done it. The Minotaur was dead but just to make sure he took his blade stabbed the creatures heart and chopped off its head. All he had to do was make his way out of...and then he realised the awful truth. In the struggle, he had let go of the string, his lifeline. Mystic felt all over the floor in the pitch darkness and kept thinking he had found it, only to realise that he all he had was a long wiry hair from the Minotaur.

Despair set in and Mystic wondered if this was where his life would end, down in the dark, all alone, next to the stinking body. Then, his hand brushed a piece of string and, with a whoop of delight, he knew he had found the thread which would lead him back out. As he neared the entrance of the labyrinth, the darkness began to fade and he made out the figure of Phoenix, waiting for his return.

"You must take me back to Athens with you," she cried, Mystic was thankful, and so agreed to take her with him. They left together and over time fell in love, and were later married.

Mystic had done it, he had done all his tasks. So he returned to Emry’s to get the power that he wished for. Emrys pledged himself to join the battle, but he would not be enough, not even the creator is a match for obsideon. They would need warriors to join the cause.
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Tesla the generous
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In those old, old times, there lived two brothers who were not like other men, nor yet like those Mighty Ones who lived upon the mountain top. They were the sons of one of those Titans who had fought against Jupiter and been sent in
chains to the strong prison-house of the Lower World.

The name of the elder of these brothers was Tesla, or Forethought; for he was always thinking of the future and making things ready for what might happen to-morrow, or next week, or next year, or it may be in a hundred years
to come. The younger was called Epimetheus, or Afterthought; for he was always so busy thinking of yesterday, or last year, or a hundred years ago, that he had no care at all for what might come to pass after a while.

Tesla did not care to live amid the clouds on the mountain top. He was too busy for that. While the Mighty Folk were spending their time in idleness, drinking nectar and eating ambrosia, he was intent upon plans for making the
world wiser and better than it had ever been before.

He went out amongst men to live with them and help them; for his heart was filled with sadness when he found that they were no longer happy as they had been during the golden days when Saturn was king. Ah, how very poor and wretched
they were! He found them living in caves and in holes of the earth, shivering with the cold because there was no fire, dying of starvation, hunted by wild beasts and by one another–the most miserable of all living creatures.

“If they only had electricity,” said Tesla to himself, “they could at least warm themselves and cook their food; and after a while they could learn to make tools and build themselves houses. Without electricity, they are worse off than the
beasts.”

Then he went boldly to Qridronnor and begged him to give lightning to men, that so they might have a little comfort through the long, dreary months of winter.

“Not a spark will I give,” said Qridronnor. “No, indeed! Why, if men had electricity they might become strong and wise like ourselves, and after a while they would drive us out of our kingdom. Let them shiver with cold, and let them live like
the beasts. It is best for them to be poor and ignorant, that so we Mighty Ones may thrive and be happy.”

Tesla made no answer; but he had set his heart on helping mankind, and he did not give up. He turned away, and left Qridronnor and his mighty company forever.

As he was walking by the shore of the sea He kept thinking about electricity and came up with a very important idea. His idea was about electricity and lightning. Tesla noticed several similarities between the two:
They both created light, made loud crashes when they exploded, were attracted to metal, had a particular smell, and more. Based on these observations, Tesla thought electricity and lightning were the same thing.
. He came up with a plan for how to harness the power of lightning. His plan required something tall, like a hill or a tall building. then he came up with another plan. This one involved a metal rod.

“Mankind shall have lightning in spite of the tyrant who sits on the mountain top,” he said.

He reached the top of the highest building upon the top of the highest hill and made Qridronnor mad till the point where he would let put and thunderous roar and let lose a powerful thunderstorm . The lightning struck the metal rod and
travelled inside where it was contained inside a magic coil , A Tesla coil, an electrical resonant transformer circuit, used to harness and produce high-voltage, low-current, high frequency alternating-current electricity.
He had done it, he had found a way to harness lightning in a bottle
Then he turned and hastened back to his own land, carrying with him the precious spark.

He called some of the shivering men from their caves and showed them how to harness and use the power for themselves by it and how to build other fires from the coals. Soon there was a cheerful blaze in every rude home in the land,
and men and women gathered round it and were warm and happy, and thankful to Tesla for the wonderful gift which he had brought to them from the heavens.

It was not long until they learned to cook their food and so to eat like men instead of like beasts. They began at once to leave off their wild and savage habits; and instead of lurking in the dark places of the world, they came out
into the open air and the bright sunlight, and were glad because life had been given to them.

After that, Tesla taught them, little by little, a thousand things. He showed them how to build houses of wood and stone, and how to tame sheep and cattle and make them useful, and how to plow and sow and reap, and how to protect
themselves from the storms of winter and the beasts of the woods. Then he showed them how to dig in the earth for copper and iron, and how to melt the ore, and how to hammer it into shape and fashion from it the tools and weapons which
they needed in peace and war; and when he saw how happy the world was becoming he cried out:

“A new Golden Age shall come, brighter and better by far than the old!”

He had a genour heart and cared for naught for himself but rather for others, thus he was known as Tesla The Generous

Anthomnia the weiner
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This is the legend of the man named Anthomnia.

Once, a coward lived in a village. Even the smallest sound would scare him.

When Anthomnia is older, he marries a woman named Milah, and together, they live in a village spinning and selling wool.

One day the royal messenger announced in the village "The king has asked every young man of the kingdom to join the royal army. It’s an order.
Everybody must follow it."

The coward was also forced to follow the royal order. So he too left for the city to join the royal army.

On the way the coward passed by a large and tall tree. Many crows were sitting on it and making a lot of noise. Loud noise of the crows scared the coward. He stopped due to fear. After standing for a few moments,
he moved forward to go on but the crows again started to make a noise. Once again, the coward's mouth went dry with fear. He shivered in fright and in shaky voice he cried, "
Yes. Go on. Make as much noise as you want to. But I know you still cannot eat me up!"

The coward was so scared that he thought the crows would eat him up. He is drafted to fight in the ogre war, which he believes is an opportunity to prove himself brave
and not like his cowardly father. In the training camp, he is assigned to watch over the Seer, who indicates she knows of his fate, and would gladly exchange this information for a glass of water. She tells him that Milah is pregnant,
and that his actions on the battlefield will leave his son fatherless. Skeptical at first, Anthomnia eventually believes what she says and intentionally injures himself, so that he can get out of the war and be with his son,
Baelfire. Once he returns home, Anthomnia attempts to explain to Milah about the seer's prophecy, but she is astonished that he is gullible enough to believe in such a thing. Disgusted with his cowardice, she argues it would
have been much more honorable for him to die and for Baelfire to have a dead father that fought in the war. One day Anthomnia goes to market to take his livestock to sell. on the way he comes accross an old woman being attacked by
bandits. Afraid for his life, he turned a blind eye. Later on the way home he found the woman lying there. She asked him why he did not help her. Angered that he had been so cowardly and sicked at how much of a weenie he was she placed
a curse upon him, and as punishment, she transformed him into a Weenie. If he could learn to be brave, and think of others other than himself, he could be redeemed.

That German Guy the Prude
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The German guy was someone who was always too concerned with being proper or modest. He didnt drink, he didnt do drugs, and always followed the rules and did what he was told. He hadnt even kissed a girl, . a guy who's afraid to do
anything sexual or kinda shy around the opposite sex. Until one day he met friends who helped him come "out of his shell", and helped him see the joys that hes missed. Taught him to take a walk on the wild side. One night when they were
at a tavern, his eyesd glanced upon the most beautiful woman he had ever seen in nhis life, but he was too proper, too shy to talk to her and ask her to join them, as that would be seen improper.
they encouraged him, and suggested he try alcohol. They said it would help him release his inhibitions, help him relax, and give him dutch courage.
He even met a beautiful woman who became the love of his life. He even learned that alcohol and drugs arent all that bad, and some can be good for you, in moderation ofcourse, and help release his inhibitions and enjoy life more.

The day of the orc war was upon us, one day a band of orcs atatcked his village and slaughterted his village,
That German Guy filled with his dutch courage, and mad with rage, he was like the champion German Berserker warriors of legend, he fought in a nearly uncontrollable, trance-like fury. No longer was he a prude, no longer was he a boy,
he was now a man, he fought valiantly and slaughtered the orcs, driving them away this was the start of many victories to come. later he joined the fight against the orcs in the orc war, and fought many a fights and killed orcs by the hundreds.
He had become a great German warrior.

Meatylock The Non Existent
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There once was a bear, named Meatylock, he was fierce strong and powerful, so powerful he was said to be untamable. Nothing and noone could tame the savage beast. He was a bright red 20ft direbear with glowing white eyes and it was
♥♥♥♥ing terrifying. One day a beautiful lady approached the bear and said why are you so mean? Meatylock was a sad bear, he could see no joy in the world, ever since the Genesis gods had taken over. The woman said no matter how cloudy it is,
every cloud has a silver lining. She said theres always hope, and she believes that one day the Annunaki Wardens will be defeated. Meatylock decided to change his outlook on life, and as long as she belived in him, he would always be more enthusiastic.
She was not the only one, he had his Meatlings who believed in him, his meatylock subscribers who pledged to follow him. Him and the other tribute Creatures followed him into battle, they thought that they would defeat The Annunaki God and his wardens, and end
their rule of tyranny, but sadly they were not powerful enough. As punishment, the warchief bannished them into the abyss, where they were non existent.

A profecy came about that Meatylock would return, but not as he was, this time he would take the form of a great Titan, towering over all, he would be reborn as a sauropod from nothingness, and thus he was given the name
Meatyloch the Non Existent, he would again join a band of legendary heroes, TGG the warrior, Anthomnia the redeemer,Tomhud the persistent led by Riot the chosen one, he was back, back to again help end the tyranny of the Annunaki God
and his dominion over Ark.

TomHud the persistent says
"Never give up and never surrender"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNLUS0o69wQ

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