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+300% effect to flames
pyro is not affected
-your head hurts
-you get gibbed when you die

oh This goods

Have there been any notably upvoted submissions that don't have a stats thread? Gotta love the meme, I don't think even reddit is this consistent

have this stats, even if this will be an overused joke:
+100% chance to be Spade's assistant, other than a commander of the red scarves
+100% chance to see Allen' O Neil in hell when you die
+100% fire flower's power
+Firo Knights and Redwoods will help you
+volcanos heals you istead of killing you
+you're immortal, as long you're inside a fire source
+100% chance FIRE Monsters gains 1000 ATK and DEF when you summon them
+If swallowed by Kirby: Fire ability
+50% chance to make the water evaporate
+Fire spells requires 90% less mana
+Flamethrowers and other fire enchanted weapons does 40% more damage
+Sand regenerate your hunger and your thirst
+Peppers gives you more power
+Wither Skeletons, Blazes and Magma cubes wont attack you
-you take damage in rains
-50% more weakness on water
-100% death on seas
-Water spells requires all your mana
-storms can actually make you bleed
-70% speed on wet terrains
-Ice doesn't kill, but it slowly hurts you.
-you can lose the temper very easily
-only write flames on youtube
-most of the items will burn of melt
-wood items are instantly burnt upon contact
-you can only listen to music that have at least the word "Fire" in any title or chors
-if not near a fire, a desert or a volcano, only three day to survive
-if near a sea, a mountain or a lake, only one day to survive

how does it look?

Perfect 👌

Originally posted by DFS Spookytails™ (GEWP):

have this stats, even if this will be an overused joke:
+100% chance to be Spade's assistant, other than a commander of the red scarves
+100% chance to see Allen' O Neil in hell when you die
+100% fire flower's power
+Firo Knights and Redwoods will help you
+volcanos heals you istead of killing you
+you're immortal, as long you're inside a fire source
+100% chance FIRE Monsters gains 1000 ATK and DEF when you summon them
+If swallowed by Kirby: Fire ability
+50% chance to make the water evaporate
+Fire spells requires 90% less mana
+Flamethrowers and other fire enchanted weapons does 40% more damage
+Sand regenerate your hunger and your thirst
+Peppers gives you more power
+Wither Skeletons, Blazes and Magma cubes wont attack you
-you take damage in rains
-50% more weakness on water
-100% death on seas
-Water spells requires all your mana
-storms can actually make you bleed
-70% speed on wet terrains
-Ice doesn't kill, but it slowly hurts you.
-you can lose the temper very easily
-only write flames on youtube
-most of the items will burn of melt
-wood items are instantly burnt upon contact
-you can only listen to music that have at least the word "Fire" in any title or chors
-if not near a fire, a desert or a volcano, only three day to survive
-if near a sea, a mountain or a lake, only one day to survive

how does it look?

+101% chance of inhaling bleach

Guys, it's a unusual effect so it means it can't have some stats.

Originally posted by Box !!!:

Guys, it's a unusual effect so it means it can't have some stats.

son't you get it its a meme