+9999999999999999999999% RESISTANCE TO ALL DAMAGE
+100% CHANCE OF CRITS FOR 1 HOUR AFTER USING
+100% PROTECTION AGAINST BACKSTABS, AFTERBURN, BURN, BERNIE SANDERS, BULLETS, EXPLOSIVES OR MEELE
+9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 HEALTH IN OVERHEAL TO THE USER
+INSTANT CHARGE TO ALL MEDICS ON TEAM
+INCREASES SPEED, DAMAGE, RESISTANCE AND HAT AMOUNT FOR EVERYONE ON TEAM BY 999999
+ENEMY TEAM IS NOW DEALING 100% LESS DAMAGE, AND IS NOW 100% SLOWER, ALONG WITH BEING DISORIENTED AND HAVING LARGER HEADS
+GIVES FREE AUSTRALIUMS


AND FOR BALANCE


-No Random Critical Hits.