Personally, I think these stats would fit the name.

When weapon is active:
On hit: Gain up to +10 health
On kill: gain a speed boost
+33% max primary ammo on wearer
-67% clip size
-10% slower firing speed
+15% damage vulnerability on wearer

This weapon reloads its entire clip at once

Notes:
If you fire one shot and reload, it will take away 2 ammo in reserve.
Has 2 bullets loaded, carries 32 in reserve, like the force a nature.
Every hit, you will get 10 hp back
You are more vulnerable to all damage sources, but only when you are actively weilding it and are not cloaked. Switching to your knife, disguise kit, or sapper will remove the vulnerability.
Cloaking will make you take 5% less damage when this weapon is active.
Speed boost lasts about 3 seconds.
Attack interval: 0.0638