Configure the Holy Hand Grenade so that the user must bake it for 3 seconds after pulling the pin. By properly doing so the weapon would be able to inflict full damage.

• Throwing the grenade prior to 3.00 seconds or after 3.99 seconds could result in major reduction of the blast's potency (?).

引用自 Dawson：

Configure the Holy Hand Grenade so that the user must bake it for 3 seconds after pulling the pin. By properly doing so the weapon would be able to inflict full damage.

• Throwing the grenade prior to 3.00 seconds or after 3.99 seconds could result in major reduction of the blast's potency (?).

But that kind of ruins the point of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. The gag is that you are so illiterate that you can't properly count to 3.

Oh.... From my perspective I always assumed that King Arthur blurted out '5' accidentially while racing back in memory about what not to do when priming the grenade. But that's just me.

引用自 Dawson：

Oh.... From my perspective I always assumed that King Arthur blurted out '5' accidentially while racing back in memory about what not to do when priming the grenade. But that's just me.

You never watched the full movie did you?

I did.

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Moving on, now.

make a keemstar version because i love ded mems

Here's a suggestion:
HALLELUJAH! BOOM

This is not historicly accruate... your missing crutial dialog.

You should make a long version in which it does not throw until the entire dialogue is finished.