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I like quotes
it was a drab little gun once
now i know i can be happy as a clam
cause it's beautiful baby.
Did your steam friend listen to VALVe
use what they provide in steam updates
well i need four words to tear your steam friend's argument apart
your steam friend lied!
i'd rather have my phys gun be shiny
like an unsual from a lucky tf2 crate
open up blender and make it look
S H I N Y
My Physgun will sparkle like a wealthy steam user's neck
J U S T A S E C
Don't you know,
Noobs are dumb, dumb dumb.
They chase anything that's a reskin, (beginners!)
Oh and here they *shotgun* come, *shotgun*, come, *shotgun*, come.
To the brightest thing that glitters,
OH BABY A TRIPLE
Oh, I just love reskins.
And you look like a remodel...
Well, well, well.
Little Valvi's having trouble with their look.
You little semi-company-god
OOOF, What a terrible game!
Get the hook. (get it ahhahah)
You don't make games like you used to, VALVE.
Yet I have to give you credit for my start.
And your successes on the outside
For just like you I made some pieces of art myself
I'll never fail. I can't, my physgun's too
SHINY
Watch it dazzle like a large light in a map
Strut my ragdoll.
My Physgun's so
SHINY
Send your SNPCS but they'll never be enough
My physgun's too tough.
Valvi, man, you could try. try try.
But you can't expect a demi-company-god
to beat a (insert user who makes models and gets lots of fame from that model)
Look it up.
You will fail, fail, fail
Now it's time for me to take apart
Your failing company
Far from the ones who abandoned your games
Chasing the greatness of fans
Who made you feel wanted
You tried to be good,
but your games aren't good enough.
Valv-e
Now it's time to kick your
H I N E Y
Ever seen someone's phys gun so
SHINY
Soak it in 'cause it's the last physgun you'll ever see.
C'est la vie mon ami!
It's so
Shiny, now i'll ban you, so prepare your final plea.
Just for me.
Your physgun will never quite be as
SHIIIINYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY