(Kinda like the force-a-nature minus the force thing and a little bit weaker)

+15% bullets per shot
+1 second of cooldown after firing.
+a "GO" metter fills up until you made 500 damage.
+when the meter is full when you press M2 you will taunt, while taunting the Quick-fix uber aplies for 3 seconds (the duration of the taunt) and you will recive a 16 seconds crits buff.
-During the buff, you will be a 3% slower, 15% more vulnerable to damage from explosives 9% more vulnerable to bullets and melee weapons will always crit you.
-14% damage penalty
-66% clip size

(something like that but i'm not a math guy so idk)