Who you gonna call when the dead are rising?
The posse's getting large, man, it's supersizing

But they's a buncha ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, they ain't too conniving

From Willamette to Vegas to Santa Cabeza
Immah tell you righ now: ♥♥♥♥ GETS CRAYZEH!

Can of zombie whoop ass
First three ingredients:
Frank West
Orange Juice and
Dress Code Deviance

It ain't a game, it's a modern fiasco
He got a raw deal, now he gotta get aggro
and teach a lesson 'bout corporate schemes
It went from beef to queens
into zombie fiends.
Then back into zombrex, the plot gets complex

Don't get it out of order, man!
Keep it in context!

He's covered wars, you know?
Oh, of course you do!
I'm gonna say his frickin' name
until I'm hoarse and blue.

His name's Frank! (Weeest)
His name's Frank! (Weeest)
With the scoop of a lifetime
It's money in the bank
He's Frank! (Weeeeeeeeeeeest)
In the mall or the casino
walking zombies off the plank
His name's Frank! (Weeeest)
His name's Frank! (Weeeest)
Isabela's on his mind but
he's got no time to wank
He's Frank West! (Weeeeeeeeeeeest)
Phenotran's runnin' scams
Gonna put him to the test

FRANK WEST!
You'll find him where he doesn't belong
FRANK WEST!
And death just don't get along
FRANK WEST!
He's better than mowing the lawn
AND YES!
He saves his game while he's using the john

Give him a stuffed bear
and he'll attack ♥♥♥♥
Give him a hard time
and he'll say "fantastic"
and I'm pretty sure that
you can get your ass kicked
if the zombie outbreak
makes you psychopathic

Motocross jackets are nice
but Frank's style is princeless
Sportin' a stylish change
for his midlife crisis

With his back outta wack
broke his sacroiliac
taking zombie upskirts
Is he a necrophiliac?

Last brash fiend that gave him a bad scene
got sprayed with the water gun
filled up with gas-leen!

So everyone knows that weapon combos
are when things like wheelchairs
get connected to lawnmowers
and put to use in the abuse of zombies
All purpose enemies
that replaced the commies

Hit 'em with the Hail Mary
Long gone cherry
bomb droppin' on 'em
'til they're not so scary

Put your fears to rest
it's the new recreation.
If you ain't impressed
go play some putt putt,
try to cut the stress
while I'm yelling
"Wut? Wut?"
with the homie, Frank West

Workin' for the man, had enough of it.
Went freelance or some other ♥♥♥♥
Said take this job and keep shovin' it!
Cuz I'm going bald and lovin' it!

Back in the game, it's beyond belief
Chuck is handy in a pinch but you know the chief
of the zombie fightin'
gut wrenching 'em from inside 'em
droppin' blows on his foes
Frank West, the titan

Still claimin' you never heard of this!?
He's a kickass photojournalist!
With a style based in the firmament
First place at the zombie crushing tournament

Some just move on, that ain't Frank
Kicked in the glass wall
Could smash a tank
Now he's floppin' 'round
on your living room rug
Saying "Yo, zombrex is a helluva drug!"

When time's tickin' down
there's a lot to manage
Isabela's looking good
Wishin' he knew Spanish

Renta cops bustin' shots,
he's taking damage
Only one thing to do:
EAAAAAAAT A SANDWICH

Souped up on rice wine
for the scoop of a lifetime
if he makes it to primetime
his name in lights might shine
still he ain't tryin' to show 'em
how to be the best
he's just happy when they say
"Hey, it's Frank West!"

His name's Frank! (Weeeest)
His name's Frank! (Weeeest)
Want the scoop of a lifetime?
It's money in the bank
He's Frank! (Weeeeeeeeeeeest)
In the mall or the casino
walking zombies off the plank
His name's Frank! (Weeeest)
His name's Frank! (Weeeest)
Isabela's on his mind but
a beauty can't---[Don't know what he says]
He's Frank West! (Weeeeeeeeeeeest)
Phenotran's runnin' scams
Gonna put him to the test

Open up the locket, read Carlito's curse.
He didn't do it for himself
He did it for Mother Earth!

song: His Name's Frank https://youtu.be/8G_1Tv1vVA4?si=XcGGWvTS-E6nLJgI