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My name is John "Harbinger of Desire" Coleson. I'm gay. I attempt suicide every Sunday morning while watching re-runs of Friends. I'm a good muslim and I like clean bed sheets and long walks on beaches. I'm looking for a boyfriend to try obscure sex positions with. Send me a message! Also a self-porclaimed emo, since I think goth chicks are bangable. My motto is TITS OR GTFO, even though I'm gay, but I mostly pretend to be gay for attention. I have bad acne, yes, but I heard having acne suggests you have a beautiful heart and soul and you wont die below the age of 30. I study critical thinking in university, because my parents neglected to tell me that I lack folds in my brain. People have told me that I remind them of Itachi Uchiha, so I wear sharingan contacts! My last cosplay was of Edward Elric, and I met Robert Downey Jr. in the process, but his security guards apprehended me because when I began talking I spat in his face - darned braces! Managed to pick up a few girls though, they thought I was a rebel!!!