The Couch Cushions

We are people who sit around all day and do nothing but game! If you are like us, PM AZHF TO JOIN! If you are not, and you have to do actual work to get hot pockets and pizza rolls and doritos and mtn. dew, gtfo losers. Real men don't need jobs, just games. If you really can't smooth talk your mom into getting you all of your snax, you need to re-think your life. Come back when you have made the right life-changing decision.

P.S. If you have RPing games, GET NAKED MODS. It'll be way worth it.