Corn, corn, and corn.

In a world where the only crop is corn, what will people think?
"Dude, what would your ♥♥♥♥♥ be like" -Wash
"Back in my days we didn't have corn. We had hot dogs" -Old man
"Guys, we're trying to watch the movie" -Charon

Let this crisis be solved with Gstad and Jesus' corn emporium!

Dude we got red corn, blue corn, popped corn, corn chips, yellow corn, corn mash, corn tortillas, corn flour, and most importantly. Corn. ON THE COB.