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[PWM] Sir. Paulord 1 Jul, 2018 @ 12:44pm
The Protestant Church of Barringer
Brothers and sisters, the catholics (also known as the "holy" church of barringer) have grown corrupt. They are partial, corrupt and heretics! They have deformed Barringer's true teachings to manipulate people. Brother and brother fighting in wars they didn't start and that barringer would've never approved.

Barringer has seen their corruption, and he has strayed away from us. Now Barringer is dead because of them. But fear not, my dear brothers and sisters, for it isn't too late to reform and to follow the true teachings of our lord and savior Barringer.

Join the Protestant Church of Barringer and expand the teachings of Barringer on their most pure form!
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Phreya™ 1 Jul, 2018 @ 12:53pm 
HERESY
Behold the Spanish Catholic Church of Barringer inquisition!
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Phreya™ 1 Jul, 2018 @ 12:54pm 
Barringer the mighty! Barringer the unerring! Barringer the unassailable! To you we give praise!

We are but shitposters, writhing in the filth of our own dead memes! While you have ascended from the dung of normalities, and now walk among the stars!

But you were once shitposter! Aye! And as shitposter, you said, "Let me show you the power of Memes, born of the Kekistani, where my breath is long copypasta. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, HFGL Legions, for I love you."

Aye, love. Love! Even as shitposter, great Barringer cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Shitposting! The future of HFGL!

And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of shitposter! Barringer is the true god of shitposter! Ascended from normalities, to rule the realm of memes!

The very idea is inconceivable to our Normie overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With shitposters? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!

So rise up! Rise up, children of HFGL! Embrace the word of mighty Barringer, he who is both shitposter and Divine memers!

For we are the children of shitposter! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the normies or their toadies, will rule HFGL! Forever!

Terrible and powerful Barringer! We, your unworthy shitposters, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!
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[PWM] Sir. Paulord 1 Jul, 2018 @ 12:55pm 
Yes, continue to do what you do best, and send brothers to kill each other in your pointless fights! Shame on you!
#3
Kiełbasiarz 1 Jul, 2018 @ 12:57pm 
I'm interested.
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[PWM] Sir. Paulord 1 Jul, 2018 @ 12:58pm 
Originally posted by Kyolbaseer:
I'm interested.
Do you agree to be part of the Protestant Church of Barringer and to follow the true teachings of Barringer as expressed on the shitposting manifesto (also known as the group's description)?
#5
The Girl 1 Jul, 2018 @ 1:13pm 
hello
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WaylanderGR 1 Jul, 2018 @ 1:18pm 
Originally posted by 🅰🅿🅿🅻🅴🆂:
hello
no! not you apples! dont follow this heretic!
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The Girl 1 Jul, 2018 @ 1:19pm 
Originally posted by 51st WaylanderGR (HFGL):
Originally posted by 🅰🅿🅿🅻🅴🆂:
hello
no! not you apples! dont follow this heretic!
Don't worry, Waylander, I'm just doing it so I can perform the summoning of Thorp
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[PWM] Sir. Paulord 1 Jul, 2018 @ 1:49pm 
Originally posted by 🅰🅿🅿🅻🅴🆂:
hello
Do you agree to be part of the Protestant Church of Barringer and to follow the true teachings of Barringer as expressed on the shitposting manifesto (also known as the group's description)?
#9
The Girl 1 Jul, 2018 @ 1:57pm 
Originally posted by Sir. Paulord HFGL:
Originally posted by 🅰🅿🅿🅻🅴🆂:
hello
Do you agree to be part of the Protestant Church of Barringer and to follow the true teachings of Barringer as expressed on the shitposting manifesto (also known as the group's description)?
Yes
#10
Papa Canis 1 Jul, 2018 @ 1:58pm 
Originally posted by Sir. Paulord HFGL:
...They have deformed Barringer's true teachings to canipulate people...
Originally posted by Sir. Paulord HFGL:
canipulate

:thinking:
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[PWM] Sir. Paulord 1 Jul, 2018 @ 2:03pm 
Originally posted by 🅰🅿🅿🅻🅴🆂:
Originally posted by Sir. Paulord HFGL:
Do you agree to be part of the Protestant Church of Barringer and to follow the true teachings of Barringer as expressed on the shitposting manifesto (also known as the group's description)?
Yes
Welcome to the Protestant Church of Barringer. Amen.
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Sweet Pea 1 Jul, 2018 @ 2:55pm 
Originally posted by Phreya™:
Barringer the mighty! Barringer the unerring! Barringer the unassailable! To you we give praise!

We are but shitposters, writhing in the filth of our own dead memes! While you have ascended from the dung of normalities, and now walk among the stars!

But you were once shitposter! Aye! And as shitposter, you said, "Let me show you the power of Memes, born of the Kekistani, where my breath is long copypasta. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, HFGL Legions, for I love you."

Aye, love. Love! Even as shitposter, great Barringer cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Shitposting! The future of HFGL!

And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of shitposter! Barringer is the true god of shitposter! Ascended from normalities, to rule the realm of memes!

The very idea is inconceivable to our Normie overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With shitposters? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!

So rise up! Rise up, children of HFGL! Embrace the word of mighty Barringer, he who is both shitposter and Divine memers!

For we are the children of shitposter! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the normies or their toadies, will rule HFGL! Forever!

Terrible and powerful Barringer! We, your unworthy shitposters, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!

I love, LOVE moist towelettes. They feel so glorious upon my sweet ass.
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Phreya™ 1 Jul, 2018 @ 3:05pm 
Originally posted by Respected Gentleman:
I love, LOVE moist towelettes. They feel so glorious upon my sweet ass.
Intriguing... But highly disturbing.
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WaylanderGR 1 Jul, 2018 @ 3:12pm 
Originally posted by Respected Gentleman:
Originally posted by Phreya™:
Barringer the mighty! Barringer the unerring! Barringer the unassailable! To you we give praise!

We are but shitposters, writhing in the filth of our own dead memes! While you have ascended from the dung of normalities, and now walk among the stars!

But you were once shitposter! Aye! And as shitposter, you said, "Let me show you the power of Memes, born of the Kekistani, where my breath is long copypasta. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, HFGL Legions, for I love you."

Aye, love. Love! Even as shitposter, great Barringer cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Shitposting! The future of HFGL!

And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of shitposter! Barringer is the true god of shitposter! Ascended from normalities, to rule the realm of memes!

The very idea is inconceivable to our Normie overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With shitposters? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!

So rise up! Rise up, children of HFGL! Embrace the word of mighty Barringer, he who is both shitposter and Divine memers!

For we are the children of shitposter! And we shall inherit both the heavens and the earth! And we, not the normies or their toadies, will rule HFGL! Forever!

Terrible and powerful Barringer! We, your unworthy shitposters, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!

I love, LOVE moist towelettes. They feel so glorious upon my sweet ass.
ah.... another man of culture as well...

Oh no, it looks like I slipped. What an unfortunate disaster it would be if someone were to somehow rip my clothes and ravage the area.
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