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Poop King 8 Sep, 2023 @ 7:27am
Need more people in this game
Its only £1.69 and you have sex with men or women, but theres currently no AI and the multiplayer lobbies are mostly dead with just a few players in the europe server:

https://steamhost.cn/app/2158730/Hand_Simulator_Rendezvous/

Basically ragdoll physics sex stuff, super funny as ♥♥♥♥ cos you just end up with your characters folding over into mutant potatoes trying to do anything.
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Phreya™ 8 Sep, 2023 @ 9:06am 
I think I have this game. But I don't remember it has women or sex. Only bald naked men stranded on an island trying to open coconuts with rocks.
smoking addiction 8 Sep, 2023 @ 12:05pm 
this is where moms credit card money gonna go
Poop King 8 Sep, 2023 @ 12:05pm 
Originally posted by Phreya™:
I think I have this game. But I don't remember it has women or sex. Only bald naked men stranded on an island trying to open coconuts with rocks.

Thats Hand Simulator.

This one is Hand Simulator: Redux. Its a sex challenge trying to get those useless characters to function.
WaylanderGR 8 Sep, 2023 @ 1:15pm 
i wouldn't use my money to buy this game even if you put a gun to my head
Poop King 8 Sep, 2023 @ 4:07pm 
Originally posted by WaylanderGR:
i wouldn't use my money to buy this game even if you put a gun to my head

So you don't like slapping women's tiddies, lol u ghey.
Phreya™ 9 Sep, 2023 @ 7:19am 
Originally posted by Poop King:
Originally posted by Phreya™:
I think I have this game. But I don't remember it has women or sex. Only bald naked men stranded on an island trying to open coconuts with rocks.

Thats Hand Simulator.

This one is Hand Simulator: Redux. Its a sex challenge trying to get those useless characters to function.
Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever squat naked on the beach with yo homies trying to crack a coconut open so you won't starve to death?
i just realised, the guy uses the face of jake from underhell
thats fucking hilarious
WaylanderGR 9 Sep, 2023 @ 9:56am 
Originally posted by Phreya™:
Originally posted by Poop King:

Thats Hand Simulator.

This one is Hand Simulator: Redux. Its a sex challenge trying to get those useless characters to function.
Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever squat naked on the beach with yo homies trying to crack a coconut open so you won't starve to death?
this. you get me.
Phreya™ 9 Sep, 2023 @ 11:40am 
Originally posted by WaylanderGR:
Originally posted by Phreya™:
Yeah, sex is cool and all, but have you ever squat naked on the beach with yo homies trying to crack a coconut open so you won't starve to death?
this. you get me.
Ligma male grindset.
UHC-901 9 Sep, 2023 @ 5:48pm 
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Phreya™ 10 Sep, 2023 @ 7:36am 
Originally posted by BHR-310:
Originally posted by WaylanderGR:
i wouldn't use my money to buy this game even if you put a gun to my head
that's why piracy exists https://steam unlocked. net/hand-simulator-rendezvous-free-download/
Why did anyone even bother cracking this game to begin with?
Last edited by Phreya™; 10 Sep, 2023 @ 7:39am
WaylanderGR 10 Sep, 2023 @ 9:03am 
Originally posted by BHR-310:
that's why piracy exists https://steam unlocked. net/hand-simulator-rendezvous-free-download/
that would be a waste of my 4g data
Poop King 11 Sep, 2023 @ 1:44am 
Originally posted by Phreya™:
Originally posted by BHR-310:
that's why piracy exists https://steam unlocked. net/hand-simulator-rendezvous-free-download/
Why did anyone even bother cracking this game to begin with?

Imagine being so poor you have to crack a £1.69 game like omegalulz.
smoking addiction 11 Sep, 2023 @ 5:54am 
i jerked off my friend
10/10
Phreya™ 11 Sep, 2023 @ 6:37am 
Originally posted by smoking addiction:
i jerked off my friend
10/10
Thanks homie.
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