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Lol, faggots won't admit it these days, but they clearly simply won't meet me cos I'm not white.
Imagine I looked the same but was hwite.
Dragon cum is slightly warmer than human cum, and much thicker, too. The thickness comes the excess amount of fat that the dragon’s body wouldn’t expel normally by other means.
There's a grammar mistake here, but this isn't about that. Instead, I want to ask you a simple question: WHY WOULD THE DRAGON WANT TO EXPEL FAT? Fat is stored energy. It also helps insulate heat and regulate hormones, as well as cushioning blunt force strikes (Callahan et al) which scales probably do not protect against too well. Why would dragons evolve to randomly throw away energy like that for no reason whatsoever? Everything included in seminal fluids is either sperm, stuff to help the sperm not die en route to the womb—such as alkaline substances that neutralize the acidic environment of the vagina—and stuff that helps the sperm have an easier time swimming to the womb—such as fructose which is used to provide energy to the sperm (Grewal et al). How does fat help?
Any culinary chef will tell you that “fat carries the flavor.” When they say this, they mean things like oil, butter, and animal fat. Fattier cuts of meat are usually more flavorful than lean cuts.
This is true. Fat does carry the flavor (Callahan et al). But—crucially—it doesn't generate flavor out of nothing. Its effect can be quite strong, but it isn’t magic.
dragon cum tastes like a whole buffet that could force Michelin to re-establish their star rating system.
THE FAT ISN'T DOING THIS! The fat helps with the flavor. It helps a whole lot. But the dragon for whatever reason would have to EVOLVE TO HAVE SEMINAL FLUID THAT IS SPECIFICALLY TASTY FOR HUMANS TO CONSUME. I can only imagine that this would come about through some sort of selective breeding process similar to how we domesticated dogs. BUT WHAT—PRAY TELL—WOULD LEAD HUMANITY TO GO THROUGH ALL THE EFFORT OF BREEDING DRAGONS WITH THIS TRAIT IN THE FIRST PLACE? There are EASIER and SAFER ways of consuming something that tastes good.
Imagine 69’ing your dragon boyfriend
I would imagine that this "69" would actually be more of a ♋︎ because the dragon is a quadrupedal being whose body is mostly horizontal. But I would also imagine that NEITHER THE 69 NOR THE ♋︎ WOULD BE FEASIBLE unless the torsos of dragons are roughly the same of human torsos. That's a tiny dragon. Unless the "me" in this situation isn't supposed to be human either..?
You’re not even hungry or thirsty, because his cum has enough nutrients to keep you well fed and fully nourished.
Fat is what contributes to the feeling of being full, not nutrients (Callahan et al). Also that's a lot of fluids and nutrients that the dragon no longer has in his body. WHY WOULD DRAGONS EVOLVE TO HAVE NUTRITIOUS SEMEN? Yet again, I do not see how this would come about, since the selective breeding thing mentioned earlier is very unlikely (there probably an evolutionary benefit to hanging out with and helping humans, but surely this would manifest in ways that don't include nutritious semen???)
Scientifically, since it’s warmer, it should be actually thinner than human cum because viscosity decreases with temperature.
Let's talk about this. Yes, viscosity does indeed decrease with heat. But apparently the seminal fluid of dragons is still thicker overall than that of humans because there's so much fat??? Fat content increases viscosity linearly, while temperature is inversely correlated in milk (A.S. Bakshi, et al), although this behavior can probably be applied to other liquids. Thus, a higher temperature would have more of an impact than a lower fat content on lowering viscosity. I can't say anything for certain, but the dragon's semen either has to either have A LOT of fat in it or not a lot of extra heat to achieve this effect of being more viscous. It's probably the former, considering how much this thing raves on and on about fat contents. To which I say, once more, WHY WOULD DRAGONS EJACULATE THAT MUCH FAT? Either way, I slightly modified the equation that models the viscosity of milk using the viscosity of human semen (3.92 centipoise) (Tjioe and Oentoeng) to show this: 3.92<-8.9+0.1F+2721.5/T {T>37} where F is the percentage of fat and T is the temperature in celsius. Feel free to plug that formula into Desmos and look at it if you want. While the testicles of a human have to be at about 34°C to make sperm, it mixes with a lot of ingredients stored in the body, which is about 37°C. This isn’t entirely accurate, since milk is not semen, but it provides a rough idea.
(Try this out with olive oil in a pan! Heat it up, and it will spread out by itself)
Olive oil spreads out on its own, as long as it isn't frozen. It's fluid. Fluids flow.
It’s like that cornstarch+water experiment you did in 4th grade. It’s somewhat like melted caramel.
WHY WOULD DRAGON SEMINAL FLUID BE A COLLOID? WHY IS IT SO VISCOUS? Being really viscous is not a very good idea for its primary goal (fertilization. not nourishment. because, you know, semen wasn't evolved to be a snack). Surely at some point developing semen that isn’t intended to actually fertilize anything wouldn’t be worth it, even if humanity has got some crazy benefits I can’t think of right now.
The chemical composition of dragon cum not only serves as an aphrodisiac, but it also heightens the sensitivity of C-tactile neurons, or CT nerves. CT nerves serve to give pleasure to a human when they are gently stroked.
Why would aphrodisiac semen exist? If dragons engage in sperm competition—which certain traits point to—then aphrodisiac sperm would be counterproductive, as it would make the female more willing to mate with other males, increasing competition. In t fact, in Drosophila melanogast, a species of fly that does engage in sperm competition, the male's semen actually has an anti-aphrodisiac effect (Clark et al). If dragons have some sort of partnership thing (like, for example, humans do) or a hierarchy thing then the aphrodisiac sperm would still not make sense because aphrodisiacs = more sex, which is unnecessary from a reproductive standpoint because females in this scenario are a lot less promiscuous and wasteful.
Also, CT NERVES DO NOT EXIST. Just Google them. You'll only see CT scans and cranial nerves. And I don't think you should be stroking nerves anyways.
His cum will heighten the sensation of his cock in you, or at least your pleasure from doing so. It feels bigger, longer, and warmer.
The dragon probably has a hemipenis, which is two-pronged and probably spiny (which, no doubt, is probably arousing to someone). What’s the purpose of the hemipenis? It might serve as a sort of “lock and key” mechanism where incompatible species (like, for example, humans and dragons) can’t penetrate each other (Dufour, L.). It is probably something that is meant to be held in place within the cloaca of a female to create an easy path for the semen of the male. How do we know this? I don’t know. I couldn’t find any sources whatsoever outside of wikipedia. The spines are definitely to hold the hemipenis in place though (Frieson et al). But either way, the experience of having sex with a dragon probably isn’t as ideal as this text would lead you to believe.
Dragons can produce about three gallons of cum in a single day. It really depends mostly on their size.
Assuming that the dragon is constantly having sex, literally all day, then this means that the dragon ejaculates at a minimum rate of 2 cups per hour. The text literally describes a scene where presumably non stop sex occurs in a 30-hour period and states that the refractory period is negligible, so this is a reasonable scenario.
Let’s compare this to humans. A humane male ejaculates about 4 mL of semen. I found a 3–10 minute range for the time it takes a human male to ejaculate, which I will just simplify to 5 minutes. Humans do have refractory periods, but without them they can hypothetically produce about 0.6023 gallons of semen in a day of nonstop sex. Therefore, the max semen ejaculation quantity in a day of humans and dragons respectively is approximately a 1:6 ratio, which I don’t think I need to say is a large disparity.
But why would dragons evolve to produce so much semen? I don't have dimensions for dragons or data for how the quantity of semen varies with the size of an animal, so all this is hearsay. But I feel like dragons—who can comfortably engage in sex acts with humans—are most likely not big enough to where this 1:6 ratio can be entirely explained by size differences.
Generally, a very frequent thing that makes animals produce a disproportionately large amount of ejaculate for their size is competition between males, specifically sperm competition (Ginsberg, J R, and U W Huck). Have you ever seen this particular mildly NSFW image before? That's why that pig has such massive testicles; he produces a lot of semen. The issue here is that the semen of dragons is not optimized for fertilization. Surely, were male dragons in a lot of competition with each other to produce offspring with mates, their semen would actually reflect this?
In a single cumshot, they can produce about four to eight cups of the stuff.
That's a lot. I ventured into my kitchen to get a visual idea of how much that is and 4 cups was the largest measure in ounces and cups present on a very large measuring cup. I guess it's a whole lot more plausible than the non-existent CT nerves or whatever, but I just want to talk about this. 4 cups, the lowest amount in that range, is about 213 times more semen than a human makes. That's enough to fill about 3 cans of soda, minimum. From ONE (1) ejaculation.
Also keeping the 2 cup/hr rate established earlier along with the knowledge that semen is ejaculated in increments of 4–8 cups, that means that it takes a minimum of 2 HOURS (4 MAX) of sexual intercourse for a dragon to orgasm at minimum. Now that’s probably someone’s idea of a good time, but it seems unlikely from an evolutionary standpoint. Extended periods of sex are a trait evolved to reduce competition, but—yet again—it seems unlikely that dragons experience much sexual intraspecies competition based on previously established information. Plus, a minimum of 2 hours of sex is quite the staggering barrier to entry for the experience this text is raving about—dragon seminal fluid.
so yeah
Sources (not in any sort of consistent formatting because I am lazy):
Nutrition Science and Everyday Application (Callahan, Leonard, and Powell) Human Biology (Wakim and Grewal) Effect of Fat Content and Temperature on Viscosity in Relation to Pumping Requirements of Fluid Milk Products (A. S. Bakshi and D. E. Smith) Genes Regulated by Mating, Sperm, or Seminal Proteins in Mated Female Drosophila melanogast (Lisa A. McGraw, Greg Gibson, Andrew G. Clark, and Mariana F. Wolfn) Anatomie générale des diptères (L. Dufour) Sexual conflict over mating in red-sided garter snakes (Thamnophis sirtalis) as indicated by experimental manipulation of genitalia (Christopher R. Frieson, Emily J. Uhrig, Mattie K. Squire, Robert T. Mason, and Patricia L. R. Brennan) Sperm competition in mammals (Ginsberg, J R, and U W Huck)
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Well I'm a faggot but all other faggots are idiots.
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