SO I WENT TO TACO BELL AND I SAW THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ NAMED COWMILIKINGMOTH AND HE SAID THAT HE WILL GIVE ME A FREE BLOWJOB! BUT I SAID THAT I WAS STRAIGHT SO I GAVE HIM A DILDO AND WENT TO A CHIPOTLE! AT CHIPOTLE I SAW THIS KID NAMED COWMILKINGMOTH AND HE SAID THAT HE HAS USED CONDOMS FOR SALE! SO I ASKED HIM WHY ARE THEY USED! AND HE SAID HE WAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MEN AT THE LOCAL COCKATOOS! SO I WENT HOME TO MY WIFE AND KIDS! AND GUESS WHO I SEE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MY WIFE! ITS SHREK! I SAID "have fun you little back stabbing ♥♥♥♥" AND CHECKED ON MY SON! AND GUESS WHO WAS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HIM! ITS DONKEY AND I SAID "its illeagel to have sex with animals that are a diffrent species.. but have fun" SO I WENT TO SLEEP IN MY ROOM AND AFTER A FEW HOURS I HAD A BURNING SENSATION IN MY ASS! I THOUGHT IT WAS NOTHING SO I WENT BACK TO SLEEP! LATER SOME STICKY JUICE WAS IN MY MOUTH AND I LOOKED AND GUESS WHAT IT IS! ITS A DILDO WITH GUM AND ♥♥♥. SO I GOT UP AND GUESS WHO IT WAS! IT WAS COWMILKINGMOTH I TOLD HIM TO GO SUCK ON A GAY HORSES BALLS THEN ♥♥♥♥ A MONKEY! SO HE DID AND THE NEXT NIGHT HE CAME BACK! I WAS SO SUPRISED THAT I PULLED OUT MY SHOTGUN AND HE DIED!



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