Ok so I actually remember just before Skyrim released I actually caught pneumonia. My reason for going to the hospital to survive was so that I didn't miss out on playing it.

You cheated to get out of impaling your anus with a carrot.

12. Your sexy dad's huge cock and lickable toes.

Just be LBBTQIAA+++WTFBBQ, bonus points if also black, and you can now commit any crime you want and no one will do anything about it because otherwise that's hate speech.

Person below me must fuck themselves with a carrot for 2 hours non stop. Bonus points if the carrot gets stuck.

Originally posted by Phreya™:

69 points have been deducted from your gay coolness meter due to your furfaggotry.

In case you didn't notice I didn't reference 'furry' as in fucking literal animals, I meant body hair.

Because people enjoy being hurt, expecially in the current day and age, it gives them endless fuel to whine about online.

Person below me has to chug 50 gallons of horse semen.

Also yes, femboys and twinks are the most disgusting examples of men. I only like butch masculine toxic masculine alpha men such as leather dom daddies or furry lumberjacks.

Originally posted by sedned:

Originally posted by smoking addiction:

im aware he was ironic but i still thought there was a glimpse of genuine hatred for this group



*insert some smart bullshit counter argument or something that goes for way too long idk blablalbalblalblablalblalbalblalallblallballballblablalblalblalblalbalblalbal*

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Poop King. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Poop King's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Poop King truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Poop King's existential catchphrase "I HAVE SKIN THAT LOOKS LIKE POOP, THATS WHY MY NAME IS POOP-SKIN! AND I LOVE TO SUCK MENS TOES BECAUSE I AM A GAYMANS!" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Poop King's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Poop King tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

TLDR for 'Poop king hates himself and wants to opposite to live'.

Originally posted by smoking addiction:

Originally posted by Poop King:

In fact, I declare the discovery of a new disease - Diagnosis, 'Literally the biggest braindead retard syndrome' - Cause, being a member of Huge Fucking Group Lol on Steam - Cure - MAXIMUM DOSAGE OF METH, ALL THE METH, BATHE IN THEN SNORT AN ENTIRE BATHTUB FULL OF METH.

sounds like you have a hate boner on this group ngl

also your humor is even more cancerous than the average hfglposter

The joke is as a member of this group, all of the OP applies to me.

As you would normally say, the entire OP was a 'projection'.

Originally posted by ,:

Who are you again

Poop king. King of poop. Sniffer of men's toes.