Listen here kiddo, I'll let you in on a secret. 12 years ago, and 9 months prior to your birth, your mom was a crack addicted whore working the streets in the seediest parts of London. It was there I met and impregnated her in the back seat of my car for a mere fiver, which is all she was desperate for so she could get more crack. I am your father, and let me tell you, you are the single greatest disappointment of a human groinspawn that I have ever encountered.

Today I made me a big gay thicc cocked NSFW bard:

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2053127520739744341/9799FEAB1B54992C5923AB6969F9459A3D2376BA/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false

Originally posted by PWM Sir. Paulord:

Originally posted by Poop King:

Poop King. King of poops. Your defacations worship me from the sewers.

get the fuck out of here, there's only space for one king of shit in this group

You are indeed correct, and that king of shit is in fact me. So feel free to pack your bags and move back into the sewers.

Well actually my name is an evolution, originally it was ShitSkin, You might remember that guy trolling all the fun subreddits. CringeAnarchy gave me an amazing user tag I can't remember exactly along the lines of 'Self Hating Right Wing Homosexual of a Dark Complexion' and I loved it.

Well on steam Shit Skin got a name ban, Then so did Poop Skin. So now its Poop King.

Originally posted by Phreya™:

Originally posted by Poop King:

Fuck off wierdo.

Wow, what a piece of shit.

I's sorry for your PTSD daddy issues arisen from your father having enjoyed shitting in your mouth since you were a child, but please leave me out of it.

So I made a Cyclops, a big gay nsfw Cyclops:

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2053127520734863862/6DA25A32EDBC5AF8F19B6C55743C420085739DB1/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false

Originally posted by blocko mocko sexy version:

Originally posted by Poop King:

Warning - Lots of cocks and buttholes https://i.imgur.com/lXZX8FK.jpg

Do not click that

Why are you literally so homophobic? I straight up said its cocks and ass, if you don't want to see cocks and ass then you already know not to click like durrr. Plenty of homos out here that do want to click on that.

Originally posted by Phreya™:

Can I hire you so I can poop in your mouth?

Fuck off wierdo.

But they couldn't resist the attraction of bongadongas bandaged face, that just happened to be the whole towns fetish. As soon as word spread that there was fresh meat with a bandaged mouth, he / she / it was immediately sold into sexual slavery. The bandages were ripped off, and watermelondrea's jaw was forcefully held open with metal clamps no matter how much pain it caused to the alien. Everyday, hundreds of men per hour visited the whorehouse to mercilessly snu snu La-a's mouf.

One thing I've always heard throughout my life, from people of all cultures and races is to always respect and listen to your parents. Your parents are always right. Parents are perfect human beings. Simply knocking up some ho and deciding to stick around makes you God's gift walking among mere mortals.

So apparently I am evil, even a lot of white people I've met think I'm an evil psychopath or some because I left and no longer speak to my family since age 19. I never went to my brother's or any relatives weddings. If I even catch wind my family are gonna be anywhere near me, I want to call the police, but they won't do anything so its futile.

So I get it, I'm just an evil waste of oxygen and should just be a good boy and listen to everything mummy and daddy tell me to right?

They want me to kill white people and LGBT. I happen to be one of those things and have no idea how I survived this long. I suppose I should just go reunite with my happy Sharia family and start hunting mayos for them, just to show the world I am in fact a good boy.

Poor poor Bato, the gang has decided to unconsensually show him what their totally real dicks can do. Greave was feeling apprehensive as he believes he has a useless micro penis, even so when confronted by Bato's clit for a dick:

https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/2053127520726848374/29580D2AB8F1B1E6FE4E920C7BD328C86C827E8B/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false

For some reason I also can't get rid of the stuck pixels I made for Greave's avatar, welp.