Dragons can be such ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! You see one of them big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fly across your town you know your boned. Everything just gets napalmed and so the animal control comes in and they get turned into...well what else!? Ash! The reason is cause...THEY DO WANT THEY WANT!!!!! They don't give 5 swimming ♥♥♥♥♥ about anything!!! (That is if ♥♥♥♥ mutates and grows arms and legs)

You see if you play it smart and don't piss off a dragon in the first place your town would be spared for last

Well lemme tell you something...not all dragons are fire breathing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
This one Dragon named Puff is not one of em all he does is sit back in his chair and smokes blunts all day and gets baked. He is also a wizard and is considered to be a token of luck.

So If you gradually worship him: good things shall come hence forth!!!!!