Generation after generation,

The curse still lives on...



The Tale of the Kaos Krew Curses


1. If thou by any means mains the Demoman, thou shall be granted the eternal lag that is far beyond anything thou can imagine.

2. If thou wields the item "Bat Outta Hell" while discussing any form of the strategy, thou shall be unable to speak and only be able to hear the words "Nice Bat!".

3. If thou hopes for a reliable roster, thou will eventually be screwed over.

4. If thou hopes that his teammates would learn and be their best near the end of the season, thou shall be clearly and most unforgettably, mistaken.

5. If thou tells Sai0 to not be a jackass, thou shall be short a medal come medal day.

6. If thou is in position to be 1st or 2nd place, thou shall be 3rd place.

Don't mess with Zig's throwing arm...