Sneaky is fat

Sneaky, the new leader of Near Gaming, has died of diabetes earlier this morning. Sadly, however, he wont be missed by many, other than the local drug store where he spend most of his money on chocolate cookies and gummy worms. He will also be missed by the mail man who is deaf in one ear and has 12 kittens (we think he is a Nazi).

Love,
Former Co-Leader Reasons

P.S: You're fat.