PaintMakers!!

Australium Gold- One of the hardest paints to acquire is the legendary gold paint.
Inside Fort Knox lies a special section of gold that is from only Australia. Of course this is heavily protected with level 25 sentry guns. Luckily, our master of seduction, Dr. Who, seduces the guards. This gives us enough time to sap the sentries. With the pyros still distracted, we quickly take as much gold as we can. However, the hardest part is leaving. Each carrying a "Eternal Reward" we backstab the seduced guards. We then wait till the pyros lunch break. Once outside, we carefully leave and escape. Once back at the base, we add the special potion and....Boom goes the dynamite.....

A Distinctive Lack of Hue (Black)- To obtain the rare and sacred black paint we must travel on a dangerous journey....TOOOOO.........................Detroit!!!!
Once there we find a very "big" black man and my assistant, Bullet Page, carfully "obtains" the "item". We once again add our secret potion and.....Boom goes the dynamite....

An Extraordinary Abundance of Tinge (White)- After climbing up to Mt. Everest, we must defeat the fabled Yeti. Sadly, Saxton Hale is always intimidated by the Snow beast and quickly runs down the mountain. However, Samurai, a guy who doesn't act like a girl on trade servers, defeats the Yeti. We then take some of the snow and carefully put it in our specially designed paint cans. We then add our secret potion and....Boom goes the dynamite..

Pink as Hell- Now the color pink has always been associated with women....and their tits....Thus, we use the exceptional color of the tits to create this wonderful paint.
However, to obtain the color we must journey to into the Amazon jungle and find the sacred, all female tribe, the Amazonians. We must first gain their respect. Thus, we have to participate in the barbaric "Cooking in the Kitchen". My assistant, Bullet Page, is always carefully prepared and quickly finishes the very horrid task. With their permission of course, we then scrape the nipples of their tits into our can. We then add our secret potion and....Boom goes the dynamite....

Indubitably Green-





The Bitter Taste of Defeat and Lime-