ALL HAIL GABEN NEWELL, OUR LORD SAVIOUR

THE 10 COMMANDMENTS OF THE GABE

1. THOU SHAL NOT USE GABENS NAME IN VEIN

2. THOU SHAL NOT USE NUMBER 3.

- .THOU SHAL NOT CALL GABEN "FAT"

4. ONLY WORSHIP THE REAL GOD, GABEN.

5. PREY TO GABEN EVERYDAY

6. NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER BUY EA GAMES.

7. THOU SHALL BUY ALL GABEN GAMES

8. THOU SHALL BE GIVEN A GOLDEN FRYING PAN, IN GABENS NAME

9. OR A KNIFE.

10. NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS, ALWAYS LOOK BACK TO GABEN, HE IS ALWAYS ARE GOD, OUR SAVIOR, OUR GABEN.

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