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This was a triumph
I'm making a note here; "Huge success"
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction
Aperture Science:
We do what we must
because we can
For the good of all of us
Except the ones who are dead
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake
You just keep on trying
till you run out of cake
And the science gets done
And you make a neat gun
for the people who are
still alive
I'm not even angry
I'm being so sincere right now
Even though you broke my heart,
and killed me
And tore me to pieces
And threw every piece into a fire
As they burned it hurt because
I was so happy for you
Now, these points of data
make a beautiful line
And we're out of beta
We're releasing on time
So I'm GLaD I got burned
Think of all the things we learned-
for the people who are
still alive
Go ahead and leave me
I think I'd prefer to stay inside
Maybe you'll find someone else
to help you?

nonono

Jesus Christ, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ genious

and failed at rick rolling at the same time, somehow

I added a new discussion