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13 July, 2013 - EchoSierra | 0 Comments

This is a blank canvas on which I shall paint a picture of stupidity.

Article #3 "Spanish Unicorns and Spaceships Attack Random European Nations" by Dr. Smetana (7/13/13)

12 July, 2013 - EchoSierra | 0 Comments

This just in from the Barrick Empire, we assume that whomever founded it had a very large ego, the Kaiser has challenged the King of Spain to a "duel" of sorts due to Spain's claim of instant take over of Portugal, Germany, and Russia. We're not sure what's more hard to believe, the King of Spain actually accomplishing something or the raging temper tantrum of the Kaiser. Normally I would think insane Monarchs such as the King of Spain would be ignored but not in the Barrick Empire apparently.

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The Kaiser thinks "He offended the Holy Empire of Germany, and I will not tolerate it!", blames the instant attacks of Spain on "Unicorn cavalry, spaceships, and magic wands", and called the King of Spain a "Drunk Idiot". While most of this is probably true we'd hate to be the one to explain to our people that we're going to war because of the rantings of a "Drunk Idiot" but we digress.. The Kaiser has issued this challenge to Spain.

- "The best General of Spain, will fight the best Field Marshal of Germany. If Germany win the battle, we'll append all the Spanish colonies in South America If Spain win, we'll fund the Spanish Empire.

We will win because we are the strongest!!!!! Blood and Iron!!!!! "'

We're not sure who will win considering we have no idea how regular infantry and cannons will handle against unicorns, magic, and spaceships but we'll be sure to keep you posted.

That's all for now folks. Remember, we take our job seriously so you can too!

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This has been a friendly reminder from RNN to avoid inbreeding. It didn't work for the European Monarchs and it won't work for you!

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Sigismund 16 Jul, 2013 @ 7:06am

Looks like you've made the succesor to the Role Playing times! Wonderful! I hope this is sucessful. Just keep up the daily feed with the top 5 biggies of the day in RP.

76561198040440854 12 Jul, 2013 @ 8:40am

Now this is what i like, keep it up Smetana.

Vladimir Pudding(☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ 11 Jul, 2013 @ 3:47pm

This is a great group xD

Norskamerikaner 11 Jul, 2013 @ 3:23pm

This is great. It's amazing to see how many people can use computers yet write their (often) native language at an equal level to a fourth-year student. They should be so lucky as to get an entire Steam group about them.

EchoSierra

11 Jul, 2013 @ 1:49pm

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