BREAKING NEWS: Local bakery burned to the ground, suspects are the Bagel Brothers.

In the dog eat dog world of conterfeit and bagel smuggling, we are the best in the business. Ever heard about the bombing of the Lincoln Bagel Factory? No? That's because we didn't do that. We shot the founders dead before they built it. Yeah.

Become a Bagel Brother now!

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