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🚨BONER BRIGADE ALERT – PHISHING SCAM ♥♥♥♥ INCOMING🚨

13 March - EURO_GUY | 0 Comments

Yo you absolute walnut-brained legends, heads up:
Our soldier (potentially fallen soldier) Bob is sliding into DMs right now with messages like:

"STEAM GIVES THE GIFT 🎁 [sketchy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ link]"
Or some variant like "free gift from Steam bro claim it quick" with a present emoji and a dodgy URL.

THIS IS 100% A PHISHING SCAM, YOU MORONS.

They're trying to steal your login, API key, or straight-up hijack your account so they can yoink your inventory, wallet, or turn your profile into a scam-spreading zombie like they're doing to poor Bob.

DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.

DO NOT LOG IN ON THEIR FAKE SITE.

DO NOT "just check real quick bro".

Extra red flags with the emoji version:

-Unsolicited "gifts" from Steam never come this way — real promotions are in-client or official emails.
-u.to hides the real malicious URL (often something like steamconmunity or other typosquatted domains).
-Even if it looks exciting with the 🎁, treat any random gift claim + link as scam.

Real Steam gifts don't come from random "STEAM GIVES THE GIFT" messages. Steam doesn't DM you free ♥♥♥♥ like that. Apologies to Bob if this is a mistake or if his account is truly compromised. We look forward to hearing from you buddy!

— Yours fowever, EURO da Dicktator

🚨ATTENTION POR FAVOR! ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING KICK CULTURE🚨

13 March - EURO_GUY | 0 Comments

ATTENTION ALL ♥♥♥♥-SWINGING, MOUSE-CLICKING, AWP-WIELDING LEGENDS:

Listen up, you beautiful bunch of semi-hard ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
We got a problem in our Counter-Strike matches and it’s spreading faster than chlamydia at a LAN party.

The Great Kick Epidemic
Every other game some little ♥♥♥♥♥ with 8 HP and a bruised ego starts spamming “kick this guy he’s throwing” because you whiffed one spray or didn’t drop him your Deagle when he was bottom-fragging.

ENOUGH.

We are the BONER BRIGADE, not the “Cry & Kick Club”.
We do NOT kick our brothers. We do NOT vote yes on some 12-year-old’s temper tantrum. We keep our boners UP and our teams TOGETHER.

From now on, if you see a kick vote pop up, I want you to do three things:

1) Type “Suck my entire ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥” in chat
2) Hit NO like you’re rejecting your ex’s nudes
3) Keep playing and make the enemy team regret ever spawning

We tackle this ♥♥♥♥ as one big throbbing unit, boys. United we stand. Divided we get kicked and cry in the menu like little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

No more friendly fire on the squad hehe.

Now go queue, stay hard, and let’s make every lobby regret they ever joined the server.

BONER BRIGADE FOREVER. KICKS NEVER.

— Your Supreme EURO Dicktator

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