We're the children of Skyrim, and we fight all our lives. And when Sovngarde beckons, every one of us dies!

The Thalmor-loving Imperials will never take our homeland and our traditions! Hail Talos!

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16 July, 2013 - Stealth Moose | 9 Comments

Your Lord and Ruler, Crusher of Imperials, Slayer of Thalmor Dogs, Giant-Smiter, Dragon-Thu'umer, Mudcrab Fencer, Draugr-Cleaver, His Epic Highness and Truly Awesome Yet Somehow Humble High King Moose requires your assistance!

To aid the Cause of the Children of Skyrim, your great leader must have one last card! The elusive and enigmatic "Chivalry" Steam Summer Sale card must be found!

Also, His Epicness has spare cards of other sorts for his loyal followers! HEED THE CALL!

HAIL, CHILDREN OF SKYRIM!

9 July, 2013 - Stealth Moose | 10 Comments

Today, we take the fight to the enemy. Today, we strike for our kin, our blood who lie about this land, having died for freedom. Today, we strike at the THALMOR and the IMPERIALS who act as their lapdogs! You must prove yourself worthy enough to have a place in Sovngarde! Hearken, children of Skyrim!

Now, glory to the one who brings me proof of such valor!

THREE kill-cam screenies of Imperial or Thalmor dogs being slain nets you Player of the Week! Whoever brings me Tullius via kill-cam or Elenwen is Player of the Month! GO FORTH TO GLORY!

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Stealth Moose

24 Nov, 2013 @ 4:26pm

Let us gather our brethren and storm Solitude! FOR GLORY! TALOS! AND TO LOOT ALL THOSE BODIES!

Ivan von Krunkle 24 Nov, 2013 @ 7:48am

Of course they are. Their minds are all poisoned with the Thalmor's false words and stupid elf ears. I shall help you, brother.

Stealth Moose

23 Nov, 2013 @ 8:52pm

I killed Thalmor on the road the other day and have like a 40 septim bounty in Halamarch something. Guards are sending out search parties into the march to murder my ass over Thalmor.