Chris' Crazy Crew!

In this ♥♥♥♥-rippingly awesome group you can expect to experience such incredible moments such as Jed "Jedleton" ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ people up in Toribash because he's the only one who bothers to learn how to play!

Or Commodore "Chris" Cockslap and his trusty companions Sam "Samuel.Wright/totallyawesome" and Louis "Solitaryradish" getting tormented by Russians and the tyrannical King Kizou in the wild world of adventure and nudity that is Rust!

Or even Dylan "schirmacherd" and Wilf "TastyRamen" RDMing like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in Garry's Mod TTT!

And how about those insane piloting skills you can see from Sam "Samuel.Wright/totallyawesome", George "jorjthemorj", Louis "Solitaryradish", Wilf "TastyRamen", Dylan "schirmacherd", and The Commodore himself, Commodore "Chris" Cockslap as they tear through the sky in their fantastical flying machines in Guns Of Icarus Online!

And of course, who could forget the Splinter to Chris' Ninja Turtle... Big JoJo himself. The original VIP. He wandered through the servers of No More Room in Hell looking for people to serve his cause, and it just so happened he came across us: The Crew. We were lost and he brought order and peace. Chris' Crazy Crew is ruled under a dual monarchy. Our loud and proud Commodore, and the silent but certain Big JoJo.

Outside of Steam you can find Adil "Nougdaddy", Commodore Cockslap, Jed, Dylan, Louis, Sam, Wilf, George, and maybe Dan "Daniboizulu_99" perusing the world of minecraft in their own server that Chris needs to stop changing. Seriously. Stop it.


Now it's time for you to build your own hilarious, badass, emotional destiny through your own adventures in games such as Team Fortress 2, Rust, No More Room in Hell, Garry's Mod, or even (but probably not) Tactical Intervention! Or battle to become a champion in tournaments taking place in the fast-pace, action packed, gore filled world of Toribash as you face of against your friends to become a Tourna-bash champion and get frankly embarrassing Toribash hours. Looking at you, 20+ hour Jed.