Originally posted by Ox-Oxygen #MakeHeavyGreatAgain:

Why does this thread still exist? it was supposed to be a fun little thread where we discussed some dumb weapons that could be made for april fools. Now its just:
GABEN LAUNCHER XDDDDDD
ALL CLASS MELEE
FIRED GABEN
GABEN DEAL 9999999DAMAGE
ON HIT GABEN CRASH THE SERVER
ON HIT GABEN KILL EVERYONE
ON HIT EVERY1 GET 99999 CRATES IN INVENTORY
ON HIT EVERYONE IS VAC BANNED
+99999999 EXTRA CLIPPPPPPP
+90999990 BIGGER HEALTH
+999999 FASTER FIREEEE
DAE HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED?????
NO RANDOM CRITS

Yeah true, I always tried to make april fools suggestion who are balanced but unfair/stupid
But those players havnt understood the concept pf this topic
LEEEEEROOOOOY... JENKINS....

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Bird'eye

(+) mini-crit boosted while in rocket jump
(+) when crouched : rocket are launcher directly and only at your feet
(+) when crouched : +50% blast radius
(-) -20% projectile speed
(-) -25% reload rate
(-) no random crit

Methode Corse
Pistol for Spy

(+) +100% damage against sapped buildings
(+) every destroyed buildings increase clip size by 1, up to 8
(-) -50% base clip size
(-) -25% reload rate

Medigun for Medic
Lifekeeper

(+) +25% heal rate
(+) +100% ubercharge rate for healer
(-) -50% ubercharge rate
(-) 100% faster overheal decay

Ubercharge : give Buddah effect to all players in a buff buffer range
(Mean that their HP can't go below 1)

If you want to charge up your ubercharge faster, you really have to heal multiple people and wait for the decay

Shield for demopan
LERROY JENKINS

(+) +99% resistance to strategies
(+/-) on charge : force any allies/ennemies to charge forward until you stop charging in a 800u range
(-) at the end of your charge, you and everything who was touched by the effect suicide

The not so long sword
you can't even know if you still have longer range...
that not noticable at all
and even putting effect wont help so much
+100% melee range was usefull for make the first kill, not for making multiple-kill
pointless weapon until you do change it

Originally posted by Crafting | cTF2w:

Originally posted by Thrynity:

Maybe a weird idea but
can you put the earthquake of the marauders mace on the rocket impact ?
btw, with reduced radius/strength

but that would really be a battering ram

Currently the Mace has a radius of 500 hammer units and Iron Boots has a radius of 250 hammer units. I have the Mace higher due to the fact that the Iron Boots have other positives, rather unlike the Mace where it's just the earthquake.

Originally posted by Thrynity:

For the Six point stars
the problem is that it have no damage falloff but still can be spammed indefinitly

so I propose to put a quick rework to add these

(+) can hold up to 3 stars
(+) +50% attack rate (instead of +25%)
(+) gain 3 star on kill
(-) +50% recharge rate (instead of instant)

OR

(+) gain 1 star on hit
(-) +75% recharge rate (instead of instant)

Well, Eternal Suffering also is credited for the Shuriken because both of you thought up the idea. So I took parts of both and make 1 weapon.

The problem is only the last one recharges. Also, I did upload a changed verison yesterday.

(+) Can hold up to 10
(+) Multiple shuriken hits on one target will minicrit
(+) On kill: regain all shurikens
(+) 25% bonus fire rate
(+/-) 10 second recharge, but only the last shuriken will recharge
(-) No access to primary weapon
(-) No random critical hits

10 is a bit too much
the recharge is long, if you run out of shuriken, you are bound to melee for a while
maybe 5 shuriken and 3 second by shuriken
for the first suggestion, it was for the battering ram knockback
idk if it's possible but, putting a 150u earthquake on rocket impact
it would really show the knockback and being more clear for the players

For the Six point stars
the problem is that it have no damage falloff but still can be spammed indefinitly

so I propose to put a quick rework to add these

(+) can hold up to 3 stars
(+) +50% attack rate (instead of +25%)
(+) gain 3 star on kill
(-) +50% recharge rate (instead of instant)

OR

(+) gain 1 star on hit
(-) +75% recharge rate (instead of instant)

Maybe a weird idea but
can you put the earthquake of the marauders mace on the rocket impact ?
btw, with reduced radius/strength

but that would really be a battering ram

stuff (not intended to be balanced/fair)

Dodgy Runes (secondary for scout)

(+) on kill with other weapon, stack a charge
(+) on use : consum all charge to put you in "Dodgy mode"
(+) in dodgy mode you have 75% dodge chance and you get the minify spell effect
(-) bound to melee during the effect
(-) each charge work for 5 second + 3 second with each extra charge
(-) no actual secondary

Thundercall (backpack for Solidier)

(+) work like a normal buff buffer
(+) +10% movement speed while equipped
(+) on charge use, "fake" strike ennemies in range (play sound and effect)
(+) stroke ennemies are slower by 50% and shake their screen and deal 10 damage
(-) can strike an ennemy only once by charge
(-) 50% longer holster

Inner Power (primary for pyro) "can use the hand flamethrower"

(+) on direct-flame kill : store a fireball (fireball kill don't count)
(+/-) replace airblast with fireball launcher
(-) no afterburn

Bombonomicon possession (Demoman Shield)

(+) on bash (wall or players) : create an explosion
(+) the explosion deal 50 extra damage to ennemies and you in a 200u range
(+/-) +400% self-push force
(+) +33% resistance to explosion
(-) -25% resistance to fire
(-) remaining charge is lowered by damage taken during charge

Olga the killing machine (mini-gun for heavy)

(+) on taunt : critboost yourself for 5 second after taunt
(+) crit have special attribut

• +200% bullet per shot
  
• -70% crit damage
  
• +200% larger weapon spread

(+) +20% gesture speed
(+) on kill : critboost for 2 second
(-) 33% more damage falloff

Necrogineer (Wrench for Engineer)

(+) when a buildings is destroyed : scare ennemies in a 400u range for 3 second
(+) on death spawn a gibus ghost for 5 second
(+) this weapon deal mini-crit against scared ennemies
(-) -10% damage against players
(-) -10% buildings health
(-) -10 max HP

Life Bringer (Medigun for Medic)

(+) +300% max overheal
(-) +100% overheal decay
(-) drain 6 HP by second while healing (3 HP lost every second)
Ubercharge : lucky sadwich the player, giving him 1000 HP

Fulguro-shot (Sniper primary rifle)

(+) on rifle kill : spawn a Tesla balls who go straight in the air
(+) on headshoot : briefly stun for 0.3 second
(-) -25% charge rate
(-) bullet leave a tracer

Soul Taker (cloak for spy)

(+) when someone die in a 800u distance : recharge 33% of the cloak
(+) 25% faster decloak rate
(-) decloak when enter in collision with ennemies
(-) loud decloak sound