Hacker!
Player: rgjohnson481045
Steam ID: Has not set up steam community profile
Profile: https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/profiles/76561198364877581/
Report or Ban?: Ban
Reason: Hacking via LMAOBox
Proof: https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=856850333

Bump.
Miraculeux:
Class: Spy
Model: https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=8796&searchtext=
Slot: PDA
(+)Infinite cloak
(+)You can attack once while cloaked, which causes you to uncloak
(-)When cloaked after 6 seconds: you begin to constantly flicker
(-)While cloaked: cannot backstab
(-)While uncloaking: cannot attack
(-)Semi-loud cloak noise (more silent than Dead Ringer, but noisier than regular Invis Watch)

The Cellulite Rescuer:
Class: Medic
Model: https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=491138780&searchtext=
Slot: Secondary
(+)While healing someone below 25% health: 50% faster heal rate
(+)While healing someone above 25% health but below 50% health: 25% faster heal rate
(+)50% longer uber duration
(-)While healing someone above 50% health: 25% slower heal rate
(-)25% slower overheal rate
(o)Uber causes everyone within your radius to be healed half your current healing rate

The Hell's Furnace
Class: Pyro
Model: https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=139431994&searchtext=
Slot: Primary
(+)25% damage bonus
(+)25% additional afterburn damage
(+)50% more ammo reserve
(+)20% faster deploy and holster
(-)-25 HP on wearer
(-)Airblasts cost 50% more ammo
(-)Reflected projectiles aren't mini-crit boosted

These weapons are probably utter garbage. Please suggest a change or something like that.

A. What is the fate of the Engi PDA and Spy PDA so far? I don't see that shown up in the polls and it makes me worry that such creative ideas possibly done with these weapons will never happen ):

B. There's a problem with the poll system. People can abuse it by refreshing it over and over again so that they can get a certain weapon removed at the top of the list OR get the specific weapon types they want at the top of the list. Is there any way to counteract that?

Originally posted by ☆Twilight Sparkle☆:

2 much salt in this thread 4 me :bit_zombie:

I am so sorries, that was me.

Originally posted by Ducky Quackington:

Originally posted by ☆Twilight Sparkle☆:

2 much salt in this thread 4 me :bit_zombie:

but salt is tasty :(

Yeah, so am I

Crappy weapon ideas I bumped because thread derailling!
The Sabouteur Silencer:
Class: Spy
Model: https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=229521429&searchtext=
Slot: PDA
(+)No cloak/decloak sound
(+)Immediate cloak/decloak
(+)Silent Killer: All backstabs with melee don't emmit sound
(-)15% faster cloak decay
(-)While cloaked: 10% slower movement speed

The Flawless Wallace:
Class: Demo
Model: https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=219430084&searchtext=
Slot: Secondary
(+)15% additional fire resistance
(+)15% additional blast resistance
(+)10% additional move speed while charging
(+)0.5 additional seconds of charge time
(+)On impact: enemy is knocked back and sent flying
(-)25% less impact damage
(-)20% slower recharge rate

Exploding Catch:
Class: Scout
Model: I wanted something that resembled the stickybomb from Smash Brothers, but this was the best thing I could find https://steamhost.cn/steamcommunity_com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=433694031&searchtext=
Slot: Secondary
(o)This is a bomb that can latch onto enemies. It has a 20% faster deploy and holster, the projectile speed is 20% faster, and this bomb detonates after 3 seconds. On Alt-Fire while holding this, you can put the bomb on yourself and gain 25% faster movement speed, but you also gain 200% self-damage vulnerability. This bomb deals 15% less explosive damage, has a 20% smaller explosion radius, and is removed when entering a spawn room.
(-)Doesn't recharge normally, so you must get an ammo box, stand near a dispenser to charge it up, or go back to your resupply locker.

These weapons might be garbage. Please critique or suggest something.

Ok, this is a shoutout to those who argue way too much in the threads.

If you start arguing about something else that isn't related with a suggested weapon idea, please prevent doing so, and if you do, please stop. This is a weapon suggestion thread, and the only reason to argue is to critique or suggest something about a weapon. Please, if you want to:

1. Discuss problems with currently existing weapons, then go to the balanced weapon discussions.
2. Discuss about players' attitude, there's a report button for a reason. There's also a couple of threads about improper players.
3. Discuss anything related to the CHData servers, too bad, this is for Crafting servers, not CHData servers.
4. Discuss about removing weapons, there's a poll for that, the Opinion Poll (unless Crafting already took that down).
5. Or discuss about bugs with the weapons, there's already a thread for that.

Please, don't argue out-of-topic. We don't like spiderman threads. Or threadjacking/thread derailling in general, for the matter.

P.S. I know I'm kind of throwing stones in a glass house here, but still.

Originally posted by Ducky Quackington:

Originally posted by PureSalt DannyPlaysSomeGames:

No.

No necros.

Get out of here unless you want to post a weapon idea or something like that.

but dad

What.

WHAT.

ARE YOU FROM THE FUTURE?

Because I am.

HAHAHA I AM CLOCKWIND. (A guy I made)

Originally posted by Ducky Quackington:

i like how i revived this thread xd

No.

No necros.

Get out of here unless you want to post a weapon idea or something like that.

So I'm guessing there's an update tomorrow... How about a last-minute suggestion they probably won't add!

-Sky High Flyer:
Class: Soldier
Slot: Secondary
(o)Requires 450 damage to fill up 'Baner' bar. Can be used when 'Banner' bar is full.
(o)On drink: you take double knockback from self-damage, become immune to self damage, have 100% additional air control, projectiles are 35% faster, and have a 43% faster fire rate for 15 seconds.
(+)People within your radius get faster movement speed and jump height while banner is active
(+)Radius of banner is 50% larger
(-)15% more self-damage vulnerability
(-)10% slower projectile speed