We are the worshippers and believers of the "Hulk Dog"

The hulk dog is a green dog 20 times the size of the average golden retriever, the hulk dog can run at high speeds of 200mph and bark at a rate of 350 db. The hulk dog can sense fear, bad thoughts of the hulk dog, and anxiety. We have a sweet ass van called Hulk Dog's Green Machine designed for finding the hulk dog.

http://hulkdog.com