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A sample of the Maid Code:

* Maid cannot be out-numbered, Maid out-numbers you.
* Maid does not accept failure, Maid delivers.
* Maid is proof that youkai as a whole is absolutely insane.
* Maid is a choice.
* Maid is an unstoppable force.
* Maid obeys the Code.
* Maid does not forgive.
* Maid does not forget.

The Maid Army is a group of servants from around the world, dedicated to peace, love, justice, lesbian orgies, entertainment, and the arts. Every maid can have something to do, and it's a fairly well paying job with full health benefits, a Maid Army Livestream Station, Mediafire Box, Pixiv account, Youtube account, and game servers.

We are the Maid Army, we are unbeatable! Let's take our brooms and show the world what we're maid of!

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A To-do list for MA.

11 July, 2014 - Sham | 2 Comments

Hello, Maid troops 1, 2, 7, and whoever else might be listening in.

This place is dead, and I don't like it. It is going to be my goal to make it not dead.

I have now decided I shall make a short list of things to do:

Collecting Nintendo Network IDs. I just got a Wii U myself and I'm looking to Mario Kart and Monster Hunter on it. My NNID is Esbeckett, if you would rather just do that.

Posting announcements. Probably once a week, on the weekend in the morning in my time. This way it'll still be somewhat active, and not something people forget exists or annoys them to the point of leaving.

Using the group chat. Why the hell does this even exist anymore? I swear, the removed /me and everyone stopped caring about the existence of them outside of I'LL TRADE EARBUDS FOR YOUR KEYS

Setting up Maid streams again. Since I last updated that, Livestream has went to hell, Twitch has went to hell, Hitbox came up and is probably on its way to hell, and there's like six other services I don't know anything about.

Putting on new mods and sub-admins who have a little more enthusiasm than I do for sprucing the place up. I'm getting old, and I need young blood to keep this place going.

Anything else you want to suggest, mention, or volunteer for can go in the comments.

Quarantine lifted

1 August, 2013 - Sham | 2 Comments

One of the maids spilled our new "Super strength cleaner"... as we were working on perfecting it. The result was a highly toxic sentient cloud that managed to smother four maids and dissolve the arms of another two. I hope you enjoy those cybernetics, girls!

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