All Sus and All Bakas

We are the Sussy Bakas.
We are full Sus and also full Bakas.
We aren't just all sus and no baka or all baka and no sus.

ITS ALL SUSSY AND ALL BAKAS BABY WERE THE SUSSY BAKAS.

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Eugene's Last Warning

9 November, 2021 - zimmy | 0 Comments

Good afternoon team, I hope you all are having a sussy tuesday. It comes with great displeasure to announce Eugene "ByTe" Hogue's last warning. After much deliberation with current IGL Jadon "IcEy" Stigerwalt and I, we have decided not to kick Eugene from the SussyBaka's and instead issue his final warning.This should not be a surprise for Eugene, knowing we have given him multiple warning in the past for under preforming in our CS:GO matches. Some example include being to ugly, as we take pride in our dental and facial hygiene, Eguene seems to have a complete disregard for his personal health and is even starving himself for days on end and has been proven to weigh a staggering 74.7 pounds. With today's technology when have sent a sample of Eugene's DNA to a lab for further analysis. Shockingly according to the data shown from the tests Eugene shares 54% DNA with a stickbug. Secondly, Eugene just can not seem to average more than 1.27 kills per game and it has a huge impact for the rest of the team as IcEy and I consistently have to drop 30+ kills to make up for the lack skill Eugene has. Lastly, Eugene is constantly toxic and very racist to his teammates and enemy teams. According to a study conducted by Counter Strikes most Racist (CSR) Eugene "ByTe" Hogue currently holds a record for the most n-words said in a single match topping out at a 189 n-words. We really hope to see some improvement in Eugene and we think we would make an amazing bait/decoy for a team like NaVi or FaZe in the future.

SussyBaka's X CSGO

9 November, 2021 - baka dakta | 0 Comments

As current discussion arises about the sussybakas entering the csgo scene people have questioned they’re abilities to be a competing team in Faceit. With players like IcEy and zimmy the team started to look like a very strong team that could take some major victories against opposing Faceit teams. But with a recent pickup upon the sussybakas team, critics are questioning the sussybakas team. With the pickup “BytE” formally known as Tarik Eugene Hogue many people question the sussybakas ability to compete at a large scale. Here’s what igl IcEy had to say,” As a lot of people have recently seen our pickup and question it im here to tell you why. Obviously we know byte peaked at silver elite BUT we’ve done extensive research that shows having an autistic teamate can actually further help the team. For example BytE is often used a decoy so we can refrag off of his deaths sometimes evening peaking at 3 kills one game. With a recent study we’ve done on a match Zimmy decided to duo que with BytE. BytE was able to reach an astonishing 3 kills on the map Dust 2 against level 10’s. We feel like this shows how ByE strives to be a better player and will be the bait for his team.” From what igl IcEy had to say we can see that maybe BytE wasn’t such a bad pickup after all but we’ll have to see how this plays out. Until then we’ll have to keep a close eye on how the sussybakas perform in the near future.

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