Originally posted by Rico Lambrini:

Originally posted by Closo, Kitten Slaughterer:

I may be polite and what not, but that doesn't change the fact that I downright stole from a KID. I want to become a police officer when I hit 18, and this isn't exactly the sort of thing a proper one would do. I am the lowest of the low for possibly ruining this kid's trust in everyone on tf2op. I deserve to be punished and will not rest easy till I am.

the cops wont accept this, however, there may be room in businesses and civil service. the goal is to be a politician.

Originally posted by if u wnt me 2 hit u les die sunr:

Killing someone =/= virtual hats

you goose you

Originally posted by Ariadne Violette:

Hats down. You, sir, deserves honor. You've already gained your dignity back.

Originally posted by Cop:

So, what is the reason of your visit?

Originally posted by Criminal:

*face full of regret* I murdered somebody. I attempted to rob her, and knowingly continued to steal their life. I commited an abomination to 74 year ol---!!!!

Originally posted by Cop:

uuhhhhhhhhhh. . . . . . huh? *slowly mouthing something inaudible*

Originally posted by Criminal:

I'm not asking for pity. . . I'm just asking for justice, man. I, like, I want to be punished, be it jailtime or death penalty. For the sake of my dignity. Please....

Originally posted by Cop:

um, can you say it, um again? so I'm sure what I know what yo---

Originally posted by Criminal:

I mean, I'm not a bad person. I'm not the type of guy to do this. I feel so ashamed. I regret taking somebody's mother away, somebody's sister, somebo---

Originally posted by Cop:

Uh, *half-serious* I suppose you may get some leniency for your remorse? One sec. . .