Why not Zoidberg Jesus

Find and follow Zoidberg Jesus. We have 11 comandments

Thou shall not drive thy prius

Thou shall not be a ♥♥♥♥

Thou shall mem

Honor thy Zoidberg

Thou shall not have anal sex with children

Troll thy squeakers

Thou shall listen to rucka rucka ali every monday

Thou shall not be a ♥♥♥♥♥ liberal

Thou shall not ♥♥♥♥♥ about rules

Thou shall watch robbaz

Thou shall not pass